to not understand or find 'drunk' threads funny?

[ScarlettBelle]

I really don't understand drunk threads....

When I've been out drinking and I get home I either go straight to bed (without taking my make-up off eww) or chuck a pint of water and then go to bed.

I have no effort to do anything, but crash out in bed.

I have to gather the will power to brush my teeth nevermind switching on my laptop and starting a thread. As it really is the furthest thing from my mind.

Also I do realise that people use their phones to start threads. But when I'm out having fun with friends or my partner drinking, thats generally exactly what I'm doing. I don't think - hang on a second and whip my phone out and start a thread on mumsnet.

And I just don't find posts such as -

weifjwp uwrh fvh i ma soooooo durnk!!! wefpwehf

Funny.

Aibu?

Fine thank you... I was hungover at 2.00am, that happens with an insomniac alcoholic, I only ever pass out for an hour.

My son is unwell, I had to look after him last night, no idea how I managed that, I know my bed is broken though, I snapped another 2 things that keep the mattress from being on the floor...walking around the bed did not seem a good option, just break it instead!

Sorry again...

Stairs

Overly I have no clue what you were on about. But it's a no from me.

Thanks me too