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AIBU?

to assume dp will have the (ahem) wet patch in the bed...?

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lottie63 · 28/11/2012 00:32

Just that really. He always expects ME to sleep in it. Sometimes I would just like him to say 'Don t worry. You have the dry half'..

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TheHeadlessLambrini · 29/11/2012 19:10

no no NOOOOO You are all doing it wrong. What do you think socks are for - keeping your feet warm !!!

Whip his sock off and shove up, have a cuddle, run to loo. simple.

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 29/11/2012 19:15

Lambrini so your DP or DH has socks on when you have sec?! Envy andConfused

I wouldn't like to any one else's sock up my foof, esp a male's one. Hmm

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AmberLeaf · 29/11/2012 19:31

BrianCoxIsAChristmasPud

that's just it Amberleaf....some of us have no control over when/how much and to hold it in would be equivalent of stopping orgasm

Just wanted to point out that AmberSocks is not me!

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BrianCoxIsAChristmasPud · 29/11/2012 19:33

Blush sorry, I really should pay attention

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AmberLeaf · 29/11/2012 19:38

Ooh my fav Grin

What a thread though eh?!

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InLoveWithDavidTennant · 29/11/2012 19:54

there is no way i would ever put one of dh's socks (or anyone else's) down there. eww! im happy with my folded towel... which gets washed very regularly!

and quite frankly... if he wore socks in bed, or during any bedroom activities, he wouldnt be having sex in the first place. no offence intended to nightly sock wearers Smile

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AlfalfaMum · 29/11/2012 20:20

Lambrini, are you not worried you'll get athlete's vagina?

YANBU op, the wet patch is at least 99% your partner's cum, so it's only fair he sleeps on it.

Oh how I do love condoms!

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AmberSocks · 29/11/2012 20:39

no i meant hold it the cum when youve finished til you get to the toilet,am i missing something?

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