to assume dp will have the (ahem) wet patch in the bed...?

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Just that really. He always expects ME to sleep in it. Sometimes I would just like him to say 'Don t worry. You have the dry half'..

AF, yes reading back, my post did look a bit stern! it wasn't meant to be, I knew you were joshing.

I know it's not pee in my case. It's starts to trickle as soon as I'm aroused and we both know where it's erm coming from.

There doesn't have to be wet patch! Just grab the tissues and do the post-coital: March of the Penguins shuffle to the bathroom!

Yeah, but that means getting up immediately doesn't it?

Yes, but the pay off is DRY cuddles!

The pay off is dry cuddles and not inviting Cystitis.

I'd feel mean making him sleep in the wet patch. Although if I did I think he'd swap places with the cat anyway.

Lob something over it and go to sleep? Tissues will do. Or his favourite t-shirt

in completely unrelated news can someone just confirm that TSC is back? please?? dude ladies is dude lady back?

by what name please dudes?

She is back in her glorious old name, vic

I am actually a bit horrified at the thought of these wet patches haha.

yay!! im always the last to know....!

I the the wet patch.

98% of the time I go to the toilette straight after. Instigated that years ago after cystitis.

For the 2% I can't be bothered I grab a towel and put it between my legs.

Much prefer to let it out in the loo tho.

there's nowt wrong with a bit o'squirting and it is definitely NOT pee.

overshares

and my orgasms are therefore far superior to all of you non uber lubricated plebs

why oh why did I not namechange for this thread?

In real life the world and his wife know my bloody username.

Imagine the conversation over the dinner table at your SIL's, Brian.

i have never had cystitis and for the last 3 1/3 years i have, 99% of the time, had to lay there for 20 mins after with a pillow under my bottom... which they say help things go up! i do go to the loo after that though to widdle and mop up.

we do have a "sex towel" which of course we keep separate and get before hand.

i mean really... there is no need for anyone to sleep in the wet patch

Why can't you just go to the loo and expel it all into it? Good pelvic floor exercise.

Babywipes come in handy too.....

A sex towel is grim.

My friend (yes really friend not me) had a sex sock she kept in her car for about a year, used frequently

I ve just returned to this post. To update, it is mostly me who makes the wet patch... Well.. dp MAKES me make the wet patch... and it s DURING or part of foreplay so not something I can deal with by a cupped hand or tissues. We had a ' discussion'. Will see what happens next time..

she kept a sex towel in a car ?

was she a Dogger ?

No I think that it was just her and the then bf's thing

and it was a sock, that was originally on her foot.

oh, a sock that makes allll the difference

@ sex sock being more acceptable in a car than a sex towel WTF???!!!

Ah, the joys of lesbianism...