to assume dp will have the (ahem) wet patch in the bed...?

[lottie63]

Just that really. He always expects ME to sleep in it. Sometimes I would just like him to say 'Don t worry. You have the dry half'..

[AmberLeaf]

AF, yes reading back, my post did look a bit stern! it wasn't meant to be, I knew you were joshing.

[Sallyingforth]

I know it's not pee in my case. It's starts to trickle as soon as I'm aroused and we both know where it's erm coming from.

[snowtunesgirl]

There doesn't have to be wet patch! Just grab the tissues and do the post-coital: March of the Penguins shuffle to the bathroom!

[AlienRefluxLooksLikeSnow]

Yeah, but that means getting up immediately doesn't it?

[snowtunesgirl]

Yes, but the pay off is DRY cuddles!

[InNeedOfBrandy]

The pay off is dry cuddles and not inviting Cystitis.

[CajaDeLaMemoria]

I'd feel mean making him sleep in the wet patch. Although if I did I think he'd swap places with the cat anyway.

Lob something over it and go to sleep? Tissues will do. Or his favourite t-shirt

[ThatVikRinA22]

in completely unrelated news can someone just confirm that TSC is back? please?? dude ladies is dude lady back?

by what name please dudes?

[AnyFuckingDude]

She is back in her glorious old name, vic

[StuntGirl]

I am actually a bit horrified at the thought of these wet patches haha.

[DudeInaTutu]

yay!! im always the last to know....!

[whois]

I the the wet patch.

98% of the time I go to the toilette straight after. Instigated that years ago after cystitis.

For the 2% I can't be bothered I grab a towel and put it between my legs.

Much prefer to let it out in the loo tho.

[BrianCoxIsEatingBrains]

there's nowt wrong with a bit o'squirting and it is definitely NOT pee.

overshares

and my orgasms are therefore far superior to all of you non uber lubricated plebs

[BrianCoxIsEatingBrains]

why oh why did I not namechange for this thread?

In real life the world and his wife know my bloody username.

[AnyFuckingDude]

Imagine the conversation over the dinner table at your SIL's, Brian.

[InLoveWithDavidTennant]

i have never had cystitis and for the last 3 1/3 years i have, 99% of the time, had to lay there for 20 mins after with a pillow under my bottom... which they say help things go up! i do go to the loo after that though to widdle and mop up.

we do have a "sex towel" which of course we keep separate and get before hand.

i mean really... there is no need for anyone to sleep in the wet patch

[mignonette]

Why can't you just go to the loo and expel it all into it? Good pelvic floor exercise.

Babywipes come in handy too.....

[InNeedOfBrandy]

A sex towel is grim.

My friend (yes really friend not me) had a sex sock she kept in her car for about a year, used frequently

[lottie63]

I ve just returned to this post. To update, it is mostly me who makes the wet patch... Well.. dp MAKES me make the wet patch... and it s DURING or part of foreplay so not something I can deal with by a cupped hand or tissues. We had a ' discussion'. Will see what happens next time..

[AnyFuckingDude]

she kept a sex towel in a car ?

was she a Dogger ?

[InNeedOfBrandy]

No I think that it was just her and the then bf's thing

[InNeedOfBrandy]

and it was a sock, that was originally on her foot.

[AnyFuckingDude]

oh, a sock that makes allll the difference

[franticdude]

@ sex sock being more acceptable in a car than a sex towel WTF???!!!

[Cbh1978]

Ah, the joys of lesbianism...