to assume dp will have the (ahem) wet patch in the bed...?

[lottie63]

Just that really. He always expects ME to sleep in it. Sometimes I would just like him to say 'Don t worry. You have the dry half'..

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

I hope you have a mattress cover underneath your sheet.

[AnyFuckingDude]

You should always empty your bladder after penetrative sex anyway....have a good mop-up while you're at it. Problem solved.

[AntoinetteCosway]

Never a wet patch if you just go to the loo immediately afterwards. Stops you getting cystitis too.

[unexpectediteminbaggingarea]

when we weren't using condoms it was straight to the toilet afterwards. the whole business is disgusting.

[honeytea]

I think going to the loo after is a good solution. When TTC you should try and keep it in though, so I used DP's pillow under my bum (poor man.)

[Shodan]

YY. Dash for the loo.

DH has always done this and I must admit I found it a bit peculiar at first. Now I'm just grateful.

[poorbuthappy]

Sex towel.

(now that takes me back )

[TheDoctrineOfSnatch]

Two boxes of tissues, one each side of the bed. Shuffle and grab if you've ended up in the middle.

[Bertrude]

I thought everyone just had a box of sex tissues near the bed to shove up there (well, not up but you know what I mean) afterwards?

And I didn't know about the weeing to prevent cystitis afterwards - I just do to get rid of the tissues and because I need a wee.

[Youcanringmybell]

Woah - way to kill a mood...
'put hand over vag and run for the loo'

Sometimes a little wet patch happens. Tis life. No big deal but You should try and get him to finish on his side of the bed and no problem.

[FlamingoBingo]

Sex towels (old terry nappies), the clearly famous shuffle-and-grab technique, and then off to the loo for drainage...of course!

[ItsAllGoingToBeFine]

Doesn't the wet patch happen when you lie there in post coital bliss, cuddling and snuggling.

[RatherBeOnThePiste]

Finish on his side
Otherwise shuffle to the edge of the bed, hanging on, pop to the loo
Sorted

[fluffyraggies]

I don't get the wet patch till much much later in the night

By then i'm way too sleepy to do much about it.

I have a clean up in the morning. The sheets get changed twice a week. Now i think about it I dont mind the wet patch actually. Why am i thinking about this at 10 to 9 on a Wednesday?

[fanjoforthemammaries7850]

Could change the sheet?

Is that too boring

[purplecrayon]

TOWEL!!

[LauriesFairyonthetreeeatsCake]

Get a big bed and fuck in the middle.

ours is HUUUUUUUUUGE

[MacaroniAndWalnut]

But the wet patch follows me

You can complete in his side. Shuffle into your own. 10 minutes later it's you who has created the wet patch

[badtasteflump]

Can't you just make sure you do the business on his side of the bed?

[HecatePropylaea]

stick a towel down and do it on that.

But yes. I have always wondered why so many men expect that.

Yes, my woman, I have just rocked your world. Now. Lay thee down in the product of my manly loins to honour me for I bring forth much seed and the patch is wide, a testament to my virility. I will rest and presently shall go out and hunt buffalo.

[BettySwollocksandaCrustyRack]

Toilet paper anyone?

My DH always goes off to get me some loo roll, it's like a ritual.

These bloody films where they have been at it for ages and them go to sleep all spooned up and lovely.....you never see them in a frantic rush for the loo roll or them trying to avoid the wet patch. Wonder what their secret is

[InNeedOfBrandy]

Um why are you all always on the bottom for it to fall out? I love a good ride cow girl style.

[MacaroniAndWalnut]

Because it doesn't come out straight away does it? It trickles, slowly over the next bloody day hour

[InNeedOfBrandy]

No you get off and go for a wee straight away so no trickling out, and I have a fanjo that sucks water up in the bath and whoohes out after.

[frantic51]

Hecate