to assume dp will have the (ahem) wet patch in the bed...?

[lottie63]

Just that really. He always expects ME to sleep in it. Sometimes I would just like him to say 'Don t worry. You have the dry half'..

[InNeedOfBrandy]

how did you squirt loopy? I remember seeing a program on it a few years back and the woman wanked and squirted in a cup, when they ran tests it was just wee.

[InNeedOfBrandy]

I do get wet knickers before, but it doesn't make a patch on the bed. Well not for me to notice anyway.

[DaveMccave]

Unless the sex was terrible, it's probably more your doing than his! I discovered this after there still being huge wet patches despite his contribution going elsewhere.

Either way, the patch is always in the middle here, and we reach for what we call the jizzy towel which we take turns on using and then lay over the offending wet patch.

[mignonette]

I have lost my lunch....Not very sisterly I know

[AlienRefluxLooksLikeSnow]

loopylou how did you just start squirting?? I really want to know! and is it because your orgasms are better/stronger??
Come on, you've said this much

[InNeedOfBrandy]

Yes come and spill the beans loopy

[loopylou6]

you nosey mares.

I dunno HOW exactly, but when I'm getting very excited, I get a really warm feeling down there, and it sort of feelings like im weeing, im not tho, coz I ALWAYS empty my bladder before sex.

It only happens if im really enjoying the shag, if it's a bit meh, then I don't get the squirtage.

It's deffo not wee.

[Sallyingforth]

squirtage LOVE that word !!!

[loopylou6]

[AnyFuckingDude]

Warm feeling?

That's wee

[InNeedOfBrandy]

I think the warm feeling wee to

On another note does anyone else not have a wee before because it feels so much better with a full bladder?

[loopylou6]

It's not, it comes out the wrong hole for it to be wee

I always wee before because if I have a full bladder I find it difficult to finish, Altho the odd times I've not been, it does deffo feel more intense.

[skiesmylimit]

What I do, is either use a condom, or I put tissue there just as he pulls out. Then stumble to the loo or use a shit load of tissue and sort it that way.

[Youcanringmybell]

I just hate the fact that this is never reflected in movies..I mean of course we don't want details but they just lie there in post-coital bliss and fall to sleep. The guys never messa round trying to takes a used condom off and ask for a bin etc Women never have soggy knickers or dash to the toilet like a penguin as they afraid to part their legs.

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

Ob yes, full bladder always turns me on. Physically, not the thought of it.

[AmberSocks]

ive never understood this,its not that difficult to hold it in until you get to the toilet?or have MNetters all just got poor pelvic floor muscles?

[BrianCoxIsAChristmasPud]

that's just it Amberleaf....some of us have no control over when/how much and to hold it in would be equivalent of stopping orgasm.

but maybe me and Loopy are one-offs (judging by the amount of 'specialist interweb sites' dedicated to our art, it would seem not though...)

[KeatsiePie]

It is not wee. Promise.

If you grab a towel afterward and put it on the bed, then there is no wet spot. Inconvenience of sleeping on towel totally outweighed by lingering delight of towel-producing events.

[KeatsiePie]

Uh, perhaps not towel-producing events. That would be convenient though.

[InNeedOfBrandy]

thing is, even if your on a towel your still on a wet patch, just the towel not the sheet.

[BrianCoxIsAChristmasPud]

but the towel can be whipped away when you go to the loo afterwards, leaving the sheet nice n dry.

Must be something to it, it is the method I have used for many a year although can't quite remember now as being pregnant and single doesn't do much for one's sex life

[gymboywalton]

surely if you are doing right, then you should have a wet patch even if you ARE using condoms?

[KeatsiePie]

Don't put the towel down till after, and fold it over before you put it down.

[AnyFuckingDude]

loopy, I love that you have great orgasms

but "warm" does not adequately describe a G-spot, squirty one

and it's a fallacy to think that having a wee before sex completely empties your bladder, there is always some residual fluid in there

but yes, a full bladder is rather nice, because it exerts back pressure on the G-spot, so any extra stimualtion of it is very, very intense so I'm told

[LordOfThe5Rings]

I think going to the loo after is a good solution. When TTC you should try and keep it in though, so I used DP's pillow under my bum (poor man.)

. Had me in hysterics, amongst many other posts on this post! Awww, I was crying, thank you guys. I need to grow up.

Most of it happens during the process of sex aka precum and vaginal lubrication. The stuff that comes out after sex I wouldn't rush straight to the toilet, normally a minute or two afterwards, as it's a big rude to just pull him out and bolt it. Normally we have a little hug and by then the patch is already prominent. Normally he sleeps in it though. He groans, but doesn't mind too much I don't think. :) It's half and half of the both of us. :D