to assume dp will have the (ahem) wet patch in the bed...?

[lottie63]

Just that really. He always expects ME to sleep in it. Sometimes I would just like him to say 'Don t worry. You have the dry half'..

Do lesbians not squirt then ?

I am so glad someone else asked about the Dude thing.

towel, sock, something thats not throw away able = boak IMHO

Surely if you can wash it at 90, it's ok...?

Lesbian squirting isn't as bad as man squirting IMO. But I may be a little biased...

Cbh, but Op has since admitted that the wet patch is mostly her body fluids

Oh. Didn't see that. Erm, go with a towel over the patch me thinks. And make sure there is a decent mattress cover going on...

Some things are different, some things the same. Such is life.

I've been discussing this thread with DP. He says he's never known a woman get as wet as me. :)

Maybe TMI, but I tend to shuffle over to his side of the bed so by default of always choosing the side that DC's have less access to should they need us during the night, he gets the patch.

Simples!

Lol Sallying.... That s exactly what dp says. Of course, it s their own back-handed compliment though...'hey girl, you clearly find me SO hot....'

...or "my technique is good !"

*InNeedOfBrandy

A sex towel is grim*

Why? Towel taken out of the box under the bed. Used to mop up. Washed. Towel is used again and cycle repeated, or one of the other hand towels relegated to 'sex towel' status is used if the other one hasn't been washed yet.

I don't see how that is grim?

You know, all that 'ickyness' is all over you and inside you. That is more grim than a towel!

I have never heard of a sex towel! So tempting to ask my rl friends if they use one now.

honeytea , no-one answered your question. Yes, in my experience, amniotic fluid totally smelled like semen. I'd forgotten until I read your post.

Thanks mamypoko :) I hope my waters don't go when I'm in town!

It is grim and lazy, it is not hard to get up and go to the bathroom.

If sock, towel and other things not throwable are yuk, so what about the sheet? and mattress cover? You throw the bedding away each time you have sex brandy?

It's me who makes the biggest wet patch in our bed

No I don't get wet patches because I hold it in and get up to go to the bathroom after instead of letting it trickle out. TMI but I'm usually on top or doggy during DTD to. To just lie there and wipe yourself with a sheet/towel/sock after is grim and lazy IMO.

ok, fair enough.I trickle all day though .

ok, fair enough.I trickle all day though too much information for 9.53am, I'm eating breakfast

I've recently become a squirter

What even after a wee and a shower the next morning? I'd get a turkey baster and suck it back out blurgh wet knickers all the next day

Lottie Yes I thought that as well - it's a just a boast. But I do get very wet, sometimes even thinking about dtd is enough to wet the knickers.
Seems that others who only have the man's juices to worry about have an easier time.
This really is tmi. :(