to assume dp will have the (ahem) wet patch in the bed...?

[lottie63]

Just that really. He always expects ME to sleep in it. Sometimes I would just like him to say 'Don t worry. You have the dry half'..

Doing it on a towel = passion killer unless on a period and then would rather avoid full sex anyway.

If you use tissues, surely you have to wipe your bum as well (if missionary) do you then put the manky tissues in a bin? Yuck! would rather limp off to the loo for a wee and have a good clean up with a wet wipe

Also, it doesn't all come out at once, if a morning shag, I find some trickles out whilst walking the dogs anyone else?

Wish I was a squirter!! My friend is, she says her orgasms are better than mine, as I don't actually cum??!! anyone know if that's right? Honestly don't know about my G-spot is that really crap of me?!!

You lot are minging with your sticky wet patches and all. Your mattresses must be stained to buggery - do you replace them every week year?

We have a mattress protector that I wash with my sheets every
fortnight day.
What's up rubbernecker your sheets been dry for a while??!

Alien...your friend is seriously competitive about her orgasms ?

Tell her to shut up

Mattress protector all the way!

Alien, there is a school of thought that "squirters" are actually just having a pee

Tell your friend to stop pissing herself and practice her pelvic floor exs, that should shut her up

Competitive orgasming. I've heard it all now. Alien in the nicest possible way, your friend is an idiot.

< awaits avalanche of offended squirters >

AF there are sooo many things wrong with that.

That's long since disproved AF.

I can't imagine any genuine squirter being offended by that.

Squirters?

Ewww,will you all stop it now or Santa won't cum come to you.

Awww cheers guys! Was getting bit of orgasm envy for a minute there!!

Tell your friend to stop pissing herself and practice her pelvic floor exs, that should shut her up would love to see her face if I said that!

amber I am actually being tongue-in-cheek here...this is a light hearted thread

I have no idea if squirting is pissing or not pissing. I am not aware of women possessing a prostate gland, but I believe there is some evidence of a similar structure somewhere in my hidden treasure garden

not that I have researched it much, oh no

Me too, not falling for that, "Squirter" myth. (What's with all the "dudes" suddenly appearing BTW?)

Tongue in which cheek though AFD?

Let's not go there, youngdudes < adjusts pearls >

frantic all the dudes are in honour of the return of TheSecondComing.

frantic, come and have a looky here

can confirm squirting is not pissing, it doesn't smell of wee!

Can't believe I missed all that!

I am definitely a contributor to the wet patch. The better the session the bigger and wetter the patch. It always seems to be on my side of the bed, though at least DP gets me a towel to sleep on!

It's definitely not wee as diet says, it doesn't smell of pee

Iv'e never squirted but at my excellent pelvic floor muscles, the clenches do pay off!