TO FLING WIDE THE CUPBOARD DOORS OF OFFENCE (because the flow is unstemmed)?

[HullyChristmasgully]

More offence

Offence everywhere

I am sad and sickened at so much offensiveness

Mmmm.

Please stop leaving your offence everywhere Gully. Weren't you taught to clear up after yourself or were you dragged up?

Reported to the offensiveness-clear-up-squad....

bet you eat naughty food

You shouldn't fling open cupboard doors. It's unkind. Don't you care about your cupboards at all? SHF

What did the Lord say?

Suffer the little offences to come unto me?

Well that's what he clearly meant.

F?

Sad Head Frown?

Simon's Horrible Farts?

He meant little offices. You know all those enterprising people setting up candlefish making buses.

So very close with your first guess.
Sad Hurt Face

I think I have been infected by Hully's offensiveness.

I am ashamed I am not quite offensive enough but promise to try harder.

I bet she's got a goat in it.

Oh I like Sad Hurt Face

It does take committment Electric

By the way - I've heard their are career opportunities as Professionally Offended Executives - anyone know what they are paying?

The doors of the cupboard under the stairs?

their There are

Having experienced my first PO, I am committed to the cause.

Hully, I am offended by your 'festive' name, it's NOVEMBER!

Do you know what this stands for?
MVEMJSUNP

What are yo doing here Olivia? You know you have work to do elsewhere, it's not all holidays and manicures you know

Hang around here with Hully and the rest of us and you'll soon be dragging your knuckles along the ground....

Come sink to our level.....Electric....

You sicken me with your gung-ho attitude towards the use of the word offence. Don't you realise offence was granted official protected status by Henry IV in 1402? These words are precious, you know.

More Vaginal Emissions Make Jesus Seem Unduly Nonplussed Probably?

I am reporting the * * emphasis for not working.

Quoits Hilly, quilts.