TO FLING WIDE THE CUPBOARD DOORS OF OFFENCE (because the flow is unstemmed)?

[HullyChristmasgully]

More offence

Offence everywhere

I am sad and sickened at so much offensiveness

Mignonette I am offended by you mentioning me by name.

I will report.

SHS = sarcastic huffy shitheel ?

Someone's being offensive? On here? Goodness.

[Hands Hully some to recover from the effort of flinging open the doors]

It's a mnemonic.

Is that a Mittel European language, Tufty? An angry all in caps Mittel European phrase?

SHS (because you will need these) stands for Sad Head Shake or Shakes Head Sadly as appropriate

Can we get back to vagine bum echo farts. I am curiously fixated.

No it's not Mittel. Do you speak Mittel, I find it a fascinating language.

Dies nobody know? Really???
Again.
MVEMJSUNP
It's real. I havn't bloody made it ip.
Like I usually do.

Are you ok, Hully?

I am not offended.

As it's your birthday Paggy

Absy?

Would you do the bum vagine thing?

Give us the first word tifty

Mr

Ok I was offended today when the blind salesman (man selling blinds, not man who cannot see) tried to give us a quote for blinds that cost more than the fucking conservatory!

And the second

I am mittel of ze rue. And will be reported for disrupting the flow of ze traffic.

Summat to do with naming planets? Like that Richard of York thing for rainbows?

Pag are you fixated because you're glued to the chair? Isn't that the 4th? 5th time?

Vinegar

And if you were as posh as Marie Antoinette, you'd say Orangerie.

I do say orangerie. H's so
Meone been spreading mal
Oculus gossip?

Eats

Is it like the twelve cranial nerve mnemonic...."Oh, Oh, Oh To Touch And Feel A Girl's Vagina"

Or something like that. Good job I'm not a cranial nerve doctor Thingy or you'd all be wearing your mouths around the backs of your heads.......

Oh Jack well done!!!!!!! Yes.
Mr Vinegar Eats Mouldy Jam Says Uncle Nosey Parker

WHAT?

Eh? Is that a masonic thingy?............I do seem to like the word 'thingy' tonight don't I?