TO FLING WIDE THE CUPBOARD DOORS OF OFFENCE (because the flow is unstemmed)?

[HullyChristmasgully]

More offence

Offence everywhere

I am sad and sickened at so much offensiveness

Beer do not discriminate against those of us who are powering through the night....report report.

I have switched on This Morning, if that doesn't offend me I will keep it on for LW. A whole festival of offendedness on ITV1.

Waits to explode with offendedness.....

Bloody hell ity's a 'crime special'.

I am at the thread title. Funny!

Forensic experts DO NOT draw round bodies.

Mmm I feel patronised but not offended yet......

This forensic lady is brilliant.

Had no idea DNA wasn't present saliva after produced.

Me neither Sole. I could have watched that lady all day, it was very interesting. And not at all offensive........

Well i am offended that i`ve come back to this thread and you have all buggered orf.......

biding not buggered

It was obviously far too offensive

Well I am very offended by all the Christmas names.

In fucking November.

[mutter]

I like being offended. It gives me something to do during the daylight hours.

I'm offended there's another thread about being offended.

Yep Christmas names are very offensive until December obviously. Anyone who puts on a Christmas name in November is clearly unhinged

I'm so over Christmas

I feel I'm letting the side down by not being offended by your name change, Hully.

You need Advanced Offence Taking Classes, Missy