TO FLING WIDE THE CUPBOARD DOORS OF OFFENCE (because the flow is unstemmed)?

[HullyChristmasgully]

More offence

Offence everywhere

I am sad and sickened at so much offensiveness

[HullyEastergully]

Now I am really offended.

My satirical posts on the Brighton thread got deleted and I got told off EVEN THO I EXPLAINED ON THE THREAD

Anyone hear the tinkling glass?

[MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember]

I like that much better Hully.

You are late for Easter, which fits much better with my Lifestyle than being ahead of myself .

[BIWI]

You can fuck right off, Hully.

[HullyEastergully]

Honestly tho. Honestly.

[HullyEastergully]

Maybe it's finally time for me to leave. I'm really cross.

[SillyBeardyDaddyman]

hully I'm going to impart some of my mother's wisdom to you:

Don't get mad, get even.

If you leave, the po win. And I'll miss you and leave messages of A distraught nature across the boards.

HOWL! HOWL! HOWL!!!!!!!!!! :(

[Jins]

You leaving again Hully?

You haven't got as much stamina nowadays. Are you not well?

Easter already?

[HullyEastergully]

Oi.

I haven't left before.

My stamina has had all the life squeezed from it byt eh joyless dementors

[MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember]

Just don't dereg, Hully.

Honey would cry, and have to rename her dog HullyGully2 when you come crawling back .

I am hiding threads all over the place. And I've also decided that having posts deleted is a good thing - now when I see "message deleted by Mumsnet" instead of thinking "that poster is a cunt and has been rude to someone" I tend to think "oh, that poster is probably funny".

[Jins]

I feel remarkably buoyant considering I've been treading in dangerous waters of late.

I'm quite proud of myself

[Jins]

I had my first proper deletion the other day Mary. I've had them before and the thread's gone pop but this one will stand for posterity

[RudolphUcker]

Oh, Hully .
All of the Mners I love and stalk, practically hounded out with Po pitchforks.
Why, it's almost like bjullying.

[TuftyFinch]

If I had a camper van we could all sit in it. And stare wistfully at the sea. Wistfully. It would be awesome like a 1000 hot dogs.

[HullyEastergully]

My rage would steam up the windows. We wouldn't see the sea.

The thing is, deleting my satirical posts is not only pandering to the lowest common denominator, it makes it look like I was being Daftpunk.

[Jins]

The sea is overrated at this time of year. It's just a slightly different shade of grey to the sky.

We could draw rude pictures in the steamy windows though

[RudolphUcker]

Do you remember the Nescaff advert, with the woman in a VW on a cliff? She had a wee element that she put in a cup of cold coffee, plugged into the ciggy lighter and presto! Hot coffee and soulful staring.

We wouldn't need a campervan. Just a plugin thingy and some cups of cold coffee.

[TuftyFinch]

Hully you're the modern equivalent of Jonathan Swift.
When the windows steam up we could .... open the door and take a bracing walk, collecting lovely bits of drift wood and interesting pebbles on the way. Then back for more tea. I prefer the sea at this time of year. But then, I am the great great grandusghter of Thomas Hardy. Impending doom.

[TuftyFinch]

But Rudolph we'd allhave to take turns sutting in the front. We might bicker. Bickering drives me inane.

[RudolphUcker]

Are you really, Tufty? Splains a lot, that. He was a mizzy old bastard, was Thomas.
I would not bicker. I may tut. Hully would bicker, granted.

[MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember]

I wouldn't bicker.

I would moan. And whinge. You would have to feed me chocolate to shut me up.

But I could stare soulfully at the sea, I would enjoy that.

[Jins]

I'd moan too. I wouldn't bicker because that gets you nowhere. I'd display my misery through sad eyes and sighing and the occasional moan about what a hideous experience I was having

[TuftyFinch]

Mary a little bit of moaning is ok but no shunting. We could have a big bar of chocolate to share. When it's gone, it's gone. Rudolph it does need to be a camper van. Nothing else will do. It's my dream. But it's got to be cheap. I don't think they exist.

[HullyEastergully]

Happiness is but the occasional episode in a general drama of pain

He knew a thing or two old Tom.

[MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember]

this type of thing maybe, Tufty?

Much more mumsnetty than this one

[SoleSource]

I loathe moaner.