TO FLING WIDE THE CUPBOARD DOORS OF OFFENCE (because the flow is unstemmed)?

[HullyChristmasgully]

More offence

Offence everywhere

I am sad and sickened at so much offensiveness

[HullyChristmasgully]

What was to the vagina thing

Planets, ah yes

I knew that

[Pagwatch]

I don't know why I am fixated but I am. It's just a whole world of alternative farting that I never new existed. I am like a new born lamb in the light of a dawn filled with infinite possibilities.

[mignonette]

Hully

Have you been at the gin? You do sound frightfully garbled....

[MsFanackerPants]

ooh. I know this one. My very excellent mother just served up new potatoes. Or Men very easily make jugs serving useful necessary purposes.

So offensive to non excellent mothers and old potatoes. And female jugs makers and unnecessary jugs.

[HullyChristmasgully]

Have you found the Lord, Pag?

Garbled, moi?

huh and tsk

[mignonette]

Is the sadly eyebrow stilll raised?....

[HullyChristmasgully]

Pore Olivia has been told off elsewhere for not throwing lightning bolts at all jests

[Blatherskite]

I've got one....WTF?

[VirginiaDare]

Pluto ain't a planet anymore though. So its just Uncle Nosey.

I iz reporting you for wrongness in astronomy.

[JollyJack]

Fuck Off.

Sorry, I felt the need to be offensive. I don't get many chances in real life.

[mignonette]

I am doubly reporting you for being grossly offensive to noses.....You have gone too far this time she says darkly

[HullyChristmasgully]

No no Jolly, it has to be Imagined Offence.

So much more potent.

[mignonette]

Reported for questioning the potency of others..

[Sparklingbrook]

I am a bit offended today. Only a bit though. And disheartened.

[mignonette]

Why Sparkling ???? Pray do tell....

[JollyJack]

Gah, I'm just no good at this :(

[mignonette]

We'll learn you Jolly. We'll learn you proper like

[Sparklingbrook]

Nothing major, I think MN is rattling my belief in things. Things I thought were good turn out to be crap etc. I am jaded and would quite like to sit in the 1970s cupboard and shut the doors as I am starting to care.

[Sparklingbrook]

Anyway, as you were. I am probably on the wrong thread.

[TuftyFinch]

I get offended by shoes. I take a fence if someone mentions shoes.

[Sparklingbrook]

Fence taking Tufty. I would be offended by that. especially if I was sat on it at the time.

[mignonette]

When you take a fence Tufty, how do you pick-it? [cringe}

[SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius]

I love you all - you are such warm and fuzzy individuals.

[TuftyFinch]

Yes I do take a fence. I chop it up and put it on my fire. Shoes too. I'm always taking DH's shoes. Some would say I have his shoes.

CEO

[Shaky]

Aw Sparkling please come back. I will never forget how lovely you were to me when I was a newbie and the thread got deleted. I was confused and now I'm in a quiche (the puddle) and everything

This quiche should be called "THE CUPBOARD"