TO FLING WIDE THE CUPBOARD DOORS OF OFFENCE (because the flow is unstemmed)?

[HullyChristmasgully]

More offence

Offence everywhere

I am sad and sickened at so much offensiveness

[mignonette]

Why thank you Miss STD. Blushes and accepts flowers on behalf of others then runs away with them

[Sparklingbrook]

Awww.Thanks Shaky. it is getting quite hard to be lovely lately. Offended people don't like lovely.

[mignonette]

Be free. Be free to do what you want to do....As the wise old man of Primal Scream once said.

[MoonlightandRoses]

I have just been sniggered at thanks to you lot as the only way to understand most of this thread involves moving the lips when reading.

Sparkling - would a WW help? [Proffers last remaining biscake]

[Shaky]

Ah bollocks to the offended, they don't like anything.

Although it does make entertaining reading, I refuse to get sucked in. I just lurk and laugh.

[PropertyNightmare]

I am OFFENDED by very little. I marvel at the types who are OFFENDED BY THREAD TITLES (not even threads proper).

Mind you, I am OFFENDED by Tory voters. They are my EASILY OFFENDED WEAK SPOT.

[Sparklingbrook]

Thanks Moonlight. Things seem better already.

[Shaky]

maryz did you just tell me to fuck off

I'M OFFENDED!

[TuftyFinch]

You're eating my inheritance!

[Shaky]

[MoonlightandRoses]

Nothing like a WW eh? (And yes, that does have more than one meaning.

Care to risk it for a biscuit? Here's one I thoughtfully googled for you.

[MoonlightandRoses]

and a missing bracket/parenthesis - oops

[doctordwt]

Is this a thread about a thread about the dying gays of coast and rockpool, who bring it all upon themselves?

I'm OFFENDED if so.

[ExitPursuedByABrrrrrrr]

Oh I've found you all. Had to go to DD's Speech Night.

Where I did not fanny fart.

I'm a good girl me.

[Justreadthefuckingwords]

Was that not you Hully on the Northerner's thread earlier? Are you offended at Northerners being Northerners or are you offended that we feel pride because of our Northerness or are you just pissed off because you are not Northern?

I am sickened by the sadness, the existence in the world of so much horror at the thin skins of others causes me no small pain.

I wake up every day & keen at the window, at the thin light filtering through the grubby glass, 'WHHHHY' I wail, 'Why, does the window not give me the keys to the world', 'The keys of enlightenment & understanding?'

Because it's a window, it's just a looking-glass into the world, you only see through it what you see, it ain't the oracle.

& so the screen in front of you - it ain't the answer, it isn't a reflection of everything you believe - it's a window, you can see your own reflection if peer closely, but if you loose focus & stare into the distance you might, eventually, see a world out there, beyond the end of your nose.

Thus Spoke Zarathustra.

[mignonette]

My screen has dried on cheese stuck on it....Because eating and braying with laughter is a very mucky business indeed.

[Shaky]

Phew! That's alright then Maryz

As you were.

[Shaky]

Ooh which one? Spill!

[HullyChristmasgully]

Another day

Another offence

[SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius]

[Sparklingbrook]

It is 11.14am. I haven't been offended once yet.

[HullyChristmasgully]

I haven't had the chance yet...