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TO FLING WIDE THE CUPBOARD DOORS OF OFFENCE (because the flow is unstemmed)?

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HullyChristmasgully · 07/11/2012 22:03

More offence

Offence everywhere

I am sad and sickened at so much offensiveness

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mignonette · 07/11/2012 22:57

Why thank you Miss STD. Blushes and accepts flowers on behalf of others then runs away with them

Sparklingbrook · 07/11/2012 23:02

Awww.Thanks Shaky. it is getting quite hard to be lovely lately. Grin Offended people don't like lovely. Sad

mignonette · 07/11/2012 23:06

Be free. Be free to do what you want to do....As the wise old man of Primal Scream once said.

MoonlightandRoses · 07/11/2012 23:09

I have just been sniggered at thanks to you lot as the only way to understand most of this thread involves moving the lips when reading.

Sparkling - would a WW help? [Proffers last remaining biscake]

Shaky · 07/11/2012 23:13

Ah bollocks to the offended, they don't like anything.

Although it does make entertaining reading, I refuse to get sucked in. I just lurk and laugh.

Maryz · 07/11/2012 23:14

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PropertyNightmare · 07/11/2012 23:17

I am OFFENDED by very little. I marvel at the types who are OFFENDED BY THREAD TITLES (not even threads proper).

Mind you, I am OFFENDED by Tory voters. They are my EASILY OFFENDED WEAK SPOT.

Sparklingbrook · 07/11/2012 23:21

Thanks Moonlight. Things seem better already. Grin

Shaky · 07/11/2012 23:24

maryz did you just tell me to fuck off Shock

I'M OFFENDED!

TuftyFinch · 07/11/2012 23:25

You're eating my inheritance!

Shaky · 07/11/2012 23:25
MoonlightandRoses · 07/11/2012 23:26

Nothing like a WW eh? (And yes, that does have more than one meaning.

Care to risk it for a biscuit? Here's one I thoughtfully googled for you.

Grin Grin

MoonlightandRoses · 07/11/2012 23:26

and a missing bracket/parenthesis - oops

doctordwt · 07/11/2012 23:30

Is this a thread about a thread about the dying gays of coast and rockpool, who bring it all upon themselves?

I'm OFFENDED if so.

ExitPursuedByABrrrrrrr · 07/11/2012 23:31

Oh I've found you all. Had to go to DD's Speech Night.

Where I did not fanny fart.

I'm a good girl me.

Justreadthefuckingwords · 07/11/2012 23:34

Was that not you Hully on the Northerner's thread earlier? Are you offended at Northerners being Northerners or are you offended that we feel pride because of our Northerness or are you just pissed off because you are not Northern?

I am sickened by the sadness, the existence in the world of so much horror at the thin skins of others causes me no small pain.

I wake up every day & keen at the window, at the thin light filtering through the grubby glass, 'WHHHHY' I wail, 'Why, does the window not give me the keys to the world', 'The keys of enlightenment & understanding?'

Because it's a window, it's just a looking-glass into the world, you only see through it what you see, it ain't the oracle.

& so the screen in front of you - it ain't the answer, it isn't a reflection of everything you believe - it's a window, you can see your own reflection if peer closely, but if you loose focus & stare into the distance you might, eventually, see a world out there, beyond the end of your nose.

Thus Spoke Zarathustra.

Maryz · 07/11/2012 23:36

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mignonette · 07/11/2012 23:38

My screen has dried on cheese stuck on it....Because eating and braying with laughter is a very mucky business indeed.

Shaky · 07/11/2012 23:39

Phew! That's alright then Maryz

As you were.

Maryz · 07/11/2012 23:41

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Shaky · 07/11/2012 23:42

Ooh which one? Spill!

HullyChristmasgully · 08/11/2012 08:10

Another day

Another offence

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SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 08/11/2012 09:32
Sparklingbrook · 08/11/2012 11:14

It is 11.14am. I haven't been offended once yet. Shock

HullyChristmasgully · 08/11/2012 11:16

I haven't had the chance yet...

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