WIBU - involves dog shit, a 4x4, and a disabled parking bay...

[CurlyKiwiControl]

Inspired by the other thread ...

Bank holiday Monday so we go to a localish country park for a nice walk.

All fine and lovely, but upon returning to car park, there is a big dog having a big shite right on the corner of the disabled parking bay where the yellow lines are . If you were getting a wheelchair out, you would go straight through it if you didn't notice it.

Dog belongs to miserable looking snooty woman driving a mahoosive land rover thingy, who just watched the dog do its business and then called it to follow her off down path leaving shite, not a trace of shame.

I am getting increasingly sick of ignorant people and especially ignorant people in big 4x4s etc who think they can do what the hell they want.

So waited till she was out of sight, got a carrier bag and deposited the shite onto the lovely shiny bonnet for her.

Totally inspired by the cream thread ... We are making a stand!

It's probably very wrong of me but I did when I read your last line!! Well done! I'd have thrown up if I'd tried it

No YANBU at all.

You honestly did this ? I can imagine the shit you are going to get on here for having done that if true....but you're my hero ! I'm sick of playing dodge the dog shit when out walking with the kids....

Hilarious

On the condition you were 100% sure it was her car!

You sound like someone with a chip on their shoulder.
If you wouldn't do it to a yaris, then why would you do it to a 4x4.
Also very brave to wait till she'd left.

I would have given her the bag of poo and said 'I've picked it up for you ,the least you can do is find a bin for it'

You know this woman well enough by sight to be 100% sure it was her car?

I think op would have done it to a yaris!

YANBU positve action taken, well done. A wee bit u of you to call all 4x4 owners ignorant.

100% positive, watched her get out of it.

The thought of her face on return got me through it, it stank and was still warm

Worth it though!

still - was it still in the bag?

Did you see her get out of the car?in which case Yanbu!hilarious!

However, I'd like to add that I think this should be done regardless of the car, there are plenty of unpleasant people who drive small or medium cars.

Hilarious!
I'd have wanted to wait around (at a distance) to see her come back.

You do realise that she'll not associate the great big turd her dog did with the one you deposited on her bonnet don't you. She'll just think someone had vandalised her car for shits and giggles.

If you're sure it was her car then well done!

At least you didn't 'key' her car like yesterday's troll.

Well done, you!

Though agree that the make of car should not matter, but I shall remember this for future use as I live on popular dog walking route...

I would have done it to a yaris.

I'm sick sick sick of behaviour like this.

I was thinking of the person getting it all over wheelchair wheels also.

There was a dog bin within spitting distance.

I tipped it out FYI :)

I dont believe it! mock victor
reminds me of the episode of one foot in the grave when he deposited bag of rubbish into open top sports car, to pay back the said driver who had chucked rubbish. only to find it was the wrong sports car

eeew
ott on you behalf

You are my Utter Hero.

On behalf of dog shitees everywhere, thank you.

I think I loooooove you.

I have had to clean dog shit off my DD's wheelchair wheels, I wanted to rub it in the owner's face.

yanbu dirty cow!