To REALLY HATE DOGS?

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Slobbering everywhere wagging their tails, coming up to me licking my hand.

They STINK, get their GRUBBY MUDDY paws ALL OVER ME and leave hair everywhere.

They run wildly around parks, savaging all the babies and elderly. BASTARDS. Eating poo and spreading diseases. A HAIRY MENACE.

What's a 'spade springer spaniel'?

Sounds like a little perv, anyway. Did she know it was watching?

Hullypuppy is lovely, she will not shit in your sandals Buppers. I am training her only to shit in politicians slippers and Peter Andres Espadrilles.

Like willies and stuff? Or maybe not...

When a dog has it's bits done, is it like a vasectomy or do they actually chop them all off?

Gosh it sounds absolutely awful where you live, I would definately move!

I think it's ok not to like dogs but to hate them? I dont care much for cats but I definatley do not hate them.

The people who I have come across who hate dogs, I have always found to be rather weird. I have usually found also that children who dont like dogs, the parents dont either.

I have a Springer Spaniel. He has been known to savage a innocent slow, stupid pheasant who carelessly wandered into his mouth

My neutered cat enjoyed humping my dogs head.

Ew one of my earliest memories is seeing my dog 'push' the cat around the kitchen - then stop to clean it's 'happy willy end'

They lop of their bollocks.

Completely? Seems a bit cruel. Don't they miss them? DH is always fiddling with his.

HoneyDragon You have a dog called HullyGully?

Is this a new trend, to name our pets after MNetters?

Dogs make up for the lack of balls by being able to lick their willies.

Oh please somebody call their hamster Flump

Fair point exit. DH can't do that - although I once saw a man who could

It really pisses me off the way the slobbery bastards poo into little bags then dangle them from trees. Will no one think of the trees?

It was the dogs happy willy end actually

I do indeed have a dog called HullyGully . I am campaigning in every name the kitten thread for a Stratters Catters as I think that would be a brilliant name for a cat.

When they chop the bollocjs off they leave the sack. I asked the vet why and was told it's for Aesthetic reasons.

Why? the cat doesn't care as long as its got something to lick, and I personally don't sit there looking at it thinking what a mighty fine sack I'm glad I left it there!

But Honey what if Hully starts being a bit rubbish on MN? (No offence Hully).

Would you change it's name then or soldier on grimly?

HullyGully Puppy is a cunt who has chewed through my telephone wire, pissed on my floor and looks like a rat in a Labrador suit.

How low would original Hully have to go?