To REALLY HATE DOGS?

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Slobbering everywhere wagging their tails, coming up to me licking my hand.

They STINK, get their GRUBBY MUDDY paws ALL OVER ME and leave hair everywhere.

They run wildly around parks, savaging all the babies and elderly. BASTARDS. Eating poo and spreading diseases. A HAIRY MENACE.

Um - just being a bit dull

Just don't give them smart phones...

Bupcakes, that's good to know. Presumably this is because someone trained you... also a relief.

I dimly recall DS1 doing IT on someone's loo floor at age 2, though. I also remember picking it up, just as I pick up my dog's shit. It's not the dog or child's fault if owner or parent is negligent.

Near our house is a campsite, and I'm not sure all the mess on Monday is dog mess.

YABVVU nothing more lovely than a snoring Staff in your bed of a morning.

YANBU.

Dogs are twats.

Ha! I was thinking of starting a thread today asking if , to the great British public, really disliking dogs is akin to really loving Hitler!
Every time some dog jumps up at me, or sticks their nose in my shopping bag, or barks at my kid, and I don't smile and say "oh, it's fine" in response to the owners chuckling "oops, sorry" I get looked at like I have a massive swastika tattooed on my face.

I don't mind dogs per se, although I am quite scared of them,but FGS train them. Please?

i don't like the type of dogs who butt holes are staring at you in your face, makes me feel sick, when it sits down if there is any poo left from a runny one it goes on your floor, stinking, they smell, my sisters house stinks because of her dogs despite being a really clean house

Im with you there Sarge, bloody pisses me of too, so many twatty cyclists this week on pavements in the wrong areas & one nearly knocked my dc down.
Would rather have a dog in my way licking me than some crazed loon going a million miles an hr on a bike headed straight for us!

Im not too partial to hounds or selfish bastard cyclists but just imagine if dogs could cycle

I prefer my dogs to a lot of people. They love unconditionally and don't judge. Although one raises her eyebrows at me when I sing, not impressed at all.

My sil has a savage beast (some kind of bull dog) it has already bitten a few people and gone for other dogs.

I do not allow it around my children.

However sil thinks iabu and spend her time saying "shes ok,she wouldnt hurt them" on a loop. Does my head in and dont even get me started on people who let their dogs sleep in bed with them or lick their lips

My dog sleeps on my bed, wouldn't have it any other way, wish the farts wern't so rancid though , kind of like gone off pepparami's, poof

Mine cuddle in bed. It makes then happy and me. And they aren't 'savage beasts' unless they're allowed an brought up that way.

Massive risk of giving myself away here, but I have 3 boxer dogs. Biggest, loveliest, softest animals ever. They love kids, and my rabbit chases them, hardly the savage beasts people describe ha

Oh FFS, not this thread again.

Here, have this

yes but dogs are a bit dirty arent they?? They sniff pooh and other dogs bums and walk and roll in pooh and mud and they drool and are hairy.
Nothing wrong with that at all as they are dogs but I cant imagine why you would like all that in your lovely bed.

Yup, my dog stinks, produces smelly shite, farts and leaves hair everywhere and has little of interest to say

Oh wait- sorry, that's DH...

For gods sake! My dogs don't walk around the house covered in shite and mud. Why does every person who doesn't like dogs assume that. They spend much more time cleaning themselves than you and I, I can assure you! And they get bathed, they actually love water my dogs.

When I'm poorly they come in and check that I'm still alive. I often wake up with her nose on mine, she sits there staring into my eyes, it's a bit weird but cute.

I sound like crazy dog lady.

Love the link Jooly, he is a much better cyclist than the humans i have seen today

jooly Thanks for that,i guess at least hed be clean to cuddle up to at night.

Come on whitewidow They are not bathed every day and unless they wear shoes their feet will be very dirty from a walk in the park surely.

Anyway as I said,its not for me but each to their own and all that.

But they aren't filthy! They sit on my sheets (glowing white of course) and don't leave a mark.

Each to their own, I cant bear kids with sticky fingers and mouths...

It's a good job one of mine can't hear you ledkr, he already had a problem with over cleaning his paws. He'd lick them till they were sore. Your comments would give him a complex!

I'm joking about the complex thing x :o