HMS Mumsnet - all hands on deck

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Let us not abandon our trusty vessel in stormy seas of missing posts!
Let us raise her sails and speed elegantly into mountainous waves life!
We shall fend off the troublemakers pirates!
Defend the site realm!

Sod 'em all, lets take it back! Who's on the crew?

Don't worry, Gabby is back!

He'll keep the big red button pushers occupied for a while

Count me in! I'm a bit confused as to what has been going on as I have been busy getting sunburn enjoying the fresh air.

But its gone a bit odd and I had just got my feet under that table!

What do I need to do? I have is it too early to hand it out?

Why do I always read "All hands on dick"?

in hip flasks sailor! Perfectly acceptable

AllYours cos you're a sailor m'lad! Gutter thinking is mandatory

Aye aye Cap'in!

Hand round hip flasks, hic!

Reporting for duty Cap'n.

Should we throw life saving rings over the side for those who have jumped?

BUT nobody mention the thing we're not supposed to mention or we'll end up in the Bermuda Triangle, right?

who is Gabby???

Gabby back - fantastic

No gutter language - that might upset the delicate wee flowers

Gabbys back

Did he, she, it hear of mn strife?

I just looked at the Gabby thread? Is that Gabby from the Wright stuff and what the hell is all that about? I got to page 3 and had to wander out in confusion.

Yes Jazz! No-one gets left behind!

I'm not Royal, so sadly cannot board your fine vessel, but I have noticed the massive increase in deletions recently, for seemingly unoffensive comments, so I would like to stand on the dock and wave my flags as your ship sets sail to defend our fine land.

Just please don't roger the cabin-boy!

'All hands on Dick'

I remember my housemate gravely announcing that 'One in the hand is worth two in the bush' then looking puzzled and concluding 'There's something not right there?'

We need to plot a course to get us though the Cape of Bad Feeling. Where's the Navigator? Is the cook on duty? We need cake.

And there is no steerage on this ship.

No siree

Everybody is First Class.

Diablo I'm not really royal, I stole the title from the "hestablishment"

There shall be no rogering cabin boys on my ship unless I can join in

Is mittmoo coming back too?

Who is Gabby and where is the Gabby thread??