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HMS Mumsnet - all hands on deck

418 replies

HRHBumpingFuglies · 30/05/2012 18:24

Let us not abandon our trusty vessel in stormy seas of missing posts!
Let us raise her sails and speed elegantly into mountainous waves life!
We shall fend off the troublemakers pirates!
Defend the site realm!

Sod 'em all, lets take it back! Who's on the crew?

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ObiWan · 30/05/2012 18:26

Don't worry, Gabby is back!

He'll keep the big red button pushers occupied for a while Grin

PeggyCarter · 30/05/2012 18:26

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PeggyCarter · 30/05/2012 18:27

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oreocrumbs · 30/05/2012 18:27

Count me in! I'm a bit confused as to what has been going on as I have been busy getting sunburn enjoying the fresh air.

But its gone a bit odd and I had just got my feet under that table!

What do I need to do? I have Wine is it too early to hand it out?

AllYoursBabooshka · 30/05/2012 18:30

Why do I always read "All hands on dick"?

HRHBumpingFuglies · 30/05/2012 18:30

Wine in hip flasks sailor! Perfectly acceptable Grin

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HRHBumpingFuglies · 30/05/2012 18:32

AllYours cos you're a sailor m'lad! Gutter thinking is mandatory

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oreocrumbs · 30/05/2012 18:32

Aye aye Cap'in!

Hand round hip flasks, hic!

jazzchickensbyroyalappointment · 30/05/2012 18:32

Reporting for duty Cap'n.

Should we throw life saving rings over the side for those who have jumped?

HRHBumpingFuglies · 30/05/2012 18:33

BUT nobody mention the thing we're not supposed to mention or we'll end up in the Bermuda Triangle, right?

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thatisall · 30/05/2012 18:33

who is Gabby???

stoatie · 30/05/2012 18:33

Gabby back - fantastic

No gutter language - that might upset the delicate wee flowers Grin

GobblersKnob · 30/05/2012 18:34

Gabbys back Shock

Did he, she, it hear of mn strife?

oreocrumbs · 30/05/2012 18:34

I just looked at the Gabby thread? Is that Gabby from the Wright stuff and what the hell is all that about? I got to page 3 and had to wander out in confusion.

HRHBumpingFuglies · 30/05/2012 18:34

Yes Jazz! No-one gets left behind!

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diabolo · 30/05/2012 18:35

I'm not Royal, so sadly cannot board your fine vessel, but I have noticed the massive increase in deletions recently, for seemingly unoffensive comments, so I would like to stand on the dock and wave my flags as your ship sets sail to defend our fine land.

Just please don't roger the cabin-boy!

PeggyCarter · 30/05/2012 18:35

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GobblersKnob · 30/05/2012 18:36

'All hands on Dick' Grin

I remember my housemate gravely announcing that 'One in the hand is worth two in the bush' then looking puzzled and concluding 'There's something not right there?'

Sparklingbunting · 30/05/2012 18:36
HRHBumpingFuglies · 30/05/2012 18:36

We need to plot a course to get us though the Cape of Bad Feeling. Where's the Navigator? Is the cook on duty? We need cake.

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PeggyCarter · 30/05/2012 18:37

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jazzchickensbyroyalappointment · 30/05/2012 18:37

And there is no steerage on this ship.

No siree

Everybody is First Class.

HRHBumpingFuglies · 30/05/2012 18:38

Diablo I'm not really royal, I stole the title from the "hestablishment"

There shall be no rogering cabin boys on my ship unless I can join in

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Petsinmyroyalpudenda · 30/05/2012 18:38

Is mittmoo coming back too?

thatisall · 30/05/2012 18:38

Who is Gabby and where is the Gabby thread??