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HMS Mumsnet - all hands on deck

418 replies

HRHBumpingFuglies · 30/05/2012 18:24

Let us not abandon our trusty vessel in stormy seas of missing posts!
Let us raise her sails and speed elegantly into mountainous waves life!
We shall fend off the troublemakers pirates!
Defend the site realm!

Sod 'em all, lets take it back! Who's on the crew?

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HRHBumpingFuglies · 30/05/2012 18:39

What do you see up there Sparkling?

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HRHBumpingFuglies · 30/05/2012 18:39

Doh, Diablo you mentioned the unmentionable!

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Sparklingbunting · 30/05/2012 18:40

Trouble on the horizon Bumping. Wink

FeakAndWeeble · 30/05/2012 18:40

I'm only coming if I can say 'fuck' alot and talk about Lidl's pasties without someone calling me WC Angry

NorfolkNChance · 30/05/2012 18:40

Midshipwoman Norfolk reporting for duty Capt'n.

Did you know Norfolk is Nelson's County?

whattodoo · 30/05/2012 18:40

I'm aboard. Do we need a 'watch' Rita to keep look out?
Will there be rum?
Can I bagsie the officers mess?

whattodoo · 30/05/2012 18:41

Rita? Meant rota.
But Rita also needs watching ...

Sparklingbunting · 30/05/2012 18:42

Anyone mentioning private/state schools will be walking the plank.

NorfolkNChance · 30/05/2012 18:42

She's a wiley one that Rita...

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HRHBumpingFuglies · 30/05/2012 18:43

Norfolk - yes I remember the bugger, wasn't he a touch asymmetrical?

Diablo - bladdy first mate with an i-phone. Should never give them toys to play with Blush

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IsSamNormansDad · 30/05/2012 18:43

Reporting for duty Sir (ma'am?) will happily hand out Wine & Biscuit as needed.
Grin

FeakAndWeeble · 30/05/2012 18:43

No one's allowed to talk about scones either.

It upsets people Angry

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HRHBumpingFuglies · 30/05/2012 18:44

OOooh sparkling, another unmentionable...

Who is Rita? I'll have no floozies on my ship

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TheVermiciousKnid · 30/05/2012 18:44

Arrrrr! Shiver me pombears!

NorfolkNChance · 30/05/2012 18:44

Any mention of P&C spaces will be flogged with the cat o'nine tails

PeggyCarter · 30/05/2012 18:44

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NorfolkNChance · 30/05/2012 18:45

Rita is the carved mermaid at the bow of the ship

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HRHBumpingFuglies · 30/05/2012 18:45

Now then men.

How are we to get this ship back on course?

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TheOneWithTheCrown · 30/05/2012 18:46

Can I climb aboard if I promise not to mention any unmentionables? don't know any anyway :)

FeakAndWeeble · 30/05/2012 18:46

If one has to feed one's child whilst on board this must be done in solitary in a dark room and cannot be spoken about to anyone whatsoever.

Just in case you are being unreasonable with your breast milk/formula/tea/Gregg's regurgitated sausage roll/Annabel Karmel

etc.

stoatie · 30/05/2012 18:47

did someone mention She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named Shock

TwllBach · 30/05/2012 18:47

I'll be Cook - I've just finished making star shaped chocolate creme sweet type things. They are lemon flavoured cremes, so we will none of us get scurvy.

NorfolkNChance · 30/05/2012 18:47

My DD would make a perfect Cannon Monkey

boaty · 30/05/2012 18:47

Arr! me 'arties!!!
sparkling Can those mentioning class also line up on the plank?

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