HMS Mumsnet - all hands on deck

[HRHBumpingFuglies]

Let us not abandon our trusty vessel in stormy seas of missing posts!
Let us raise her sails and speed elegantly into mountainous waves life!
We shall fend off the troublemakers pirates!
Defend the site realm!

Sod 'em all, lets take it back! Who's on the crew?

I've already compromised Captain - I was going to ask for Gin

Pirates say "Ma nabad baa?"

Feak that's fine - sundowners in the wardroom at 1930 - g&t all round

AVAST BEHIND! OHH ARR!.

..Have a mentioned I don't like heights?

I vote to skip ships biscuits with weevils!

Fabulous stuff!

What the feck are you saying about my arse, AllYoursBabooshka?

Can I tie FeakAndWeeble up? She's throwing booze away!!!

Boaty - excellent. Navigate a course around the Cape of Bad Feeling, via The Bay of Humour and bring us into Spirit of Mumsnet harbour. (Stoppages for ale or rum are allowed of course)

Can I come too?!

No parrots but there are pigeons!

Anyone got poster paint?

Joyful - Oh and can we have parrots? We could teach them to quote the Talk Guidelines at people

I'm afraid I have peed my Admiral britches at that

LST can you cook? There's no fecking cook!

Wasn't me! It was That Trollop Rita!!

Oooohhhh aaaarrr me hearties!

hmm......right....ok...... see I even remember the terminology
Has anyone heard the shipping forecast?

Is the chicken organic?

Can the chickens swim?

Thank feck for that Peanut. The men are eating the sails.

Erm feak I fear that is a trick question

MAAAN OVerboard

I wish I were a mermaid...

Boaty - Fogarty, Forties SSW, Vis Good, Force 8 (Contradicts self but hey ho)

Um, mild, sunny and choppy?

Who has life saving skills? QUICK!!!!