HMS Mumsnet - all hands on deck

[HRHBumpingFuglies]

Let us not abandon our trusty vessel in stormy seas of missing posts!
Let us raise her sails and speed elegantly into mountainous waves life!
We shall fend off the troublemakers pirates!
Defend the site realm!

Sod 'em all, lets take it back! Who's on the crew?

Aaaarrgghh Me hearties! Hoist the mainsail!

Who be this 'Gabby' ye speak of?

Don't ask me, I'm having a rest from all that rogering.

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Ahem. Feak - indeed.

Hmm, Diablo, First Mate has been busy.

Gabby is back? Fab!

Out of the way, everybody, out of the way! I'll take the wheel. I'm a captain's daughter.

(Are there special parent and child spaces in the harbour?)

Rita is the sort to get caught in not her own hammock.
And I wouldn't trust her in the weaponary, either.
Anyway, enough about Rita. Will there be rum?

Very busy HRH.

Feeling a bit sore, and it's not even a Friday!

I'm a serving RN Officer I'll have you know - I'm driving
Right who has the Grog? Splice the Mainbrace the sun is over the yardarm somewhere

What - rum has been handed round, you weren't there so I drank it myself.

Vermicious - your ship sir, I am the Admiral and do not "steer" as I am above all that

P&C spaces are limited at the docks and may only be taken by drunk enough crew.

Excellent, I see rum rations are being distributed.

Now, back to the purpose of the thread, would it help if we all promised to be nice to each other, and did a secret Santa type thing to choose who's turn it is to be the grenade thrower?

Can I be ship's cook and porcupine?

HRH - ahem cross post I think

Oi, MrsSnaplegs! Get off! I will take the wheel, it's mine.

I'd come, but I get horrendously seasick.

MrsSnap - is your husband here? There'll be no hanky-panky on board without me

Bah! Missed the rum.

(whisper - I have some home brew under my bell-bottoms if anyone fancies some illicit-ness)

Fine I'll retire to my cabin if I'm not required Dinner in the wardroom at 8!

This is me by the way, call me Rita.

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HRH 3 in a bed?

Snaplegs is off at the Drs making sure he's fit to move overseas for the next 2 years anyway if he's not allowed who is doing the washing up ?

Am allowed to visit on the Pirate ship and the Mumsnet Ark?

Do you have a Landing Strip?

It's a bunk TheOne and yes. Top and tail...no that doesn't quite work