HMS Mumsnet - all hands on deck

[HRHBumpingFuglies]

Let us not abandon our trusty vessel in stormy seas of missing posts!
Let us raise her sails and speed elegantly into mountainous waves life!
We shall fend off the troublemakers pirates!
Defend the site realm!

Sod 'em all, lets take it back! Who's on the crew?

MarySA - the "D" word

He needs to get home and wash the ones here first

MrsTerry - only if I'm busy

MrsTerryPratchet would you like some rum?

Poppy - are you a spy?

And HRH

I see red mist when I get shouted at and am not nice so you might make me walk the plank!

How long since we had rum?

5 minutes?

Cook, hand out the rum!

YARR!!

TheOne - there, there petal. Have a rum

No, That's wrong.

What noise does a sailor make?

Is it Spiced Rum?

Am calm now. Aaaaaah

I would indeed like some rum

Jigging in the rigging

Just to be clear, no-one aboard will be made to walk the plank, oh no.

It's Jeremy Kyle back-to-backs for 24 hours. Jolly decent of me I'd say.

Allyours... Arrrr... or is that pirates...

AllYoursBabooshka they say 'Avast Behind!' whilst hoiking guide ropes.

Do I mean guide ropes? Or is that what you pin a tent down with?

AllYours - OOOOH-ARRRR?

Feak - spiced rum? Do we have a sailor above his station here?

HRH that might make me walk the plank anyway. I'd rather take my chances with the sharks than watch that for 24hours!!

I can navigate!! day skipper courses taken here
Where are we going?

Only Northern sailers say OOOH-ARRRR, HRH. Southern ones just say 'Oooh'.

Joyful, bring leftovers, the cook hasn't reported for duty yet.

COOOOOOOOOOOK!

@ Feak