to tell you things I don't do?

[ShirleyO]

I don't do gymnastics or ballroom dancing and I also don't do offal.

I don't iron or ice skate.

I'm the same as StrandedBear!

I don't do anything

Ever

I don't do most of the things my DH expects me to do.

I don't do refusing

I don't do Cheese and onion crisps or river swimming.

Well they'd get soggy for a start

I don't do spa days , beach holidays abroad, centre parcs, Disneyland , ironing, hair straightening, eye lash tinting, tesco rewards, the sun holidays, aldi, llidl , matalan, manicures, pedicures, fish eating my feet

I don't do facebook, I don't do pretty, I don't do tidy, I don't do faking of emotions, I don't do competitive parenting.

I don't do bumsex or mooncups.

Oh no - I don't do feet fishes either.

I don't do dark alcohol or nork flashing.

Or ham 'naice' or otherwise.

I don't do any sort of sex

I don't do ironing. I don't know what mooncups are.

I don't do putting up with shite from family/family Christmases etc.

I don't do birthdays either. Mine, I mean ? I love other people's ? but I hate the idea of people coming to see me/giving me things/ringing me up just because it happens to be my birthday.

I don't do ordinary if I can help it

Mornings.
Argos.
Tabloids.
Soap.
Vinegar.
Fake nails.
Tummy gel.
Chrysthanthenums.

I don't do attending Pampered Chef parties.

I don't do as much work as I should. I don't answer my mobile if I don't want to talk to the person calling me. I don't text back if it's not an urgent question. I also don't shave my armpits until I've decided what top I'm going to wear and I know they'll be on display!