to tell you things I don't do?

[ShirleyO]

I don't do gymnastics or ballroom dancing and I also don't do offal.

Don't do duvets!

Sorry - thought someone would have beaten me to that!

i don't do lillies - smell makes me gag!

I don't do real coffee.

I don't do Asda.

I don't do Twilight.

I don't iron

I don't wear make up every day

I don't smoke

I don't do whole class parties

I don't bake birthday cakes or make costumes for school

at newmummy. I'd forgotten that. I wonder whatever happened to Simon and Trevor.

I don't do twee clothes with pictures of Winnie the Pook on them

Lol @ Newmummytobe79

I don't do running, smoked haddock, sleeping (due to 8mo dd), going out much these days ("), drinking whiskey, wearing heels, much sex ("), getting excited about the Olympics in London.

I don't do thongs

I don't do 'cute' nightwear that makes women look like two year olds.

I don't do tennis players who do that clenched fist pumping action thing (watching the Aussie Open with half an eye atm).

Winter
Outside
Exercising
Small Talk
Waxing
Visit ILs
Tesco / Asda

I dont do colleagues, it startles them.

I don't do moonwalking or aerial acrobatics

I don't do theme parks

I don't do herbal teas

I don't do celeb gossip

I don't do Kindles (stop suggesting one, DH - I know you just want an easy birthday present to buy me)

I don't do Going Out And Getting Pissed

I don't do eating in the street

I don't do jeans. Ever.

Cauliflower
Cheese
Bananas
Lion taming

I don't do:
up yer bum pants
bumsex
exercise classes
mayonnaise
bikes
uggs

Wee standing up
Armpit farts
Walk on water
Drive a bus

I don't do fake nails, skin care routines, skirting board cleaning, play dates, girls nights out, collecting DVDs or the cinema. I don't do cooking of recipes out of books. I dont do ready meals. I don't do petrol station snacks or god awful hot beverages. I don't do high street fashion if I can help it.

But the main thing I never do is.......

Other. People's. Kids.

I don't do crap or instant coffee.

I don't do 'mummy friends'
Bingo
Drinking at home, alone. It makes me feel like a saddo.
Day-glo coloured alcholic drinks.
Ugg boots. boak
Hair extensions.
Paul's Boutique cack.
Lavender scented anything
TOWIE/Geordie Shore/Jersey Shore or anything of that ilk.
'Parties' involving any of the following: tupperware, poncy candles, kicthen utensils endorsed by dickhead 'sleb chefs.

I always thought you were full of shit Iuse.

I don't do scraping vomit off bedclothes.

I don't do: small talk, competitive parents, driving, 'celebrity' magazines, reality tv shows, soaps on tv, coffee (yuk).

Brands, kippers, tequila, package holidays, fake nails, chain restaurants, reality tv, fizzy drinks, funfairs, amusement parks, musicals or green clothing.

Also celebs, women's magazines or bumsex.

I don't do reality tv, soaps, clubbing/drinking/bars etc, cleaning, foundation, concealer, nappy changing at weekends,swimming, dancing carrots.

I don't do...

Celery
Offal
Ironing (am allergic )
Feet (can't touch anyones feet or even have them near me)
Driving in the snow.