I don't do meat, fish, cauliflower, white lettuce or sprouts.
I don't do amusement parks.
I don't do playing with kids any more.
I don't drive, cycle, swim, skip, run or gymnastics.
I also don't skate, play any organised sports or dance.
I don't play a musical instrument.
I don't knit, sew, crochet or any other needlework you may think of.
I don't play video games.
I don't clean ovens or de-frost freezers or change double duvets. I don't turn mattresses either.
I don't do fizzy soft drinks, lager or gin and tonic without ice and a slice.
I don't do early mornings ever, cos I also don't work.
I don't do heights.
I don't do Marmite or brown sauce.
I don't light fires, garden, DIY, put fairy lights or string up.
I don't shower, comb my hair, wear make -up, shave my armpits or use moisturiser every day.
I don't change into fresh clothes every day, apart from socks and underwear.
I don't wear heels more than a handful of times a year.
I don't do fake tan, false nails and eyelashes or hair extensions.. I also don't srraighteb my hair.
I don't cut my own or DS's nails ever. Seriously.
I don't blow up balloons. Actually, I don't do bloody balloons full stop.
I don't play pool or snooker.
I don't do sci-fi, or much proper science either..
Hmm... what the fuck do I actually do? I think RhondaJean has it right!