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to tell you things I don't do?

172 replies

ShirleyO · 27/01/2012 11:57

I don't do gymnastics or ballroom dancing and I also don't do offal.

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MrsMagnolia · 27/01/2012 17:44

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Inertia · 27/01/2012 18:14

I don't do Voodoo.

Inertia · 27/01/2012 18:17

I do Judo though.

(Not really).

Kbear · 27/01/2012 18:21

I don't do aerobics
I don't do spa pampering shite
I don't do things I don't want to cos I feel I ought to ... oh no, I'm 43 and I decide what I want to do hahaha
I don't do late
I don't do laying on beaches
I don't do buying bottles of drink from the shop for thirsty children when we are ten minutes from home

rhondajean · 27/01/2012 18:33

I don't do anything I don't want to. End of.

iamnamechangingforthis · 27/01/2012 18:37

I don't do bins.
I don't do meat.
I don't do ready meals of any description.
I don't do polyester.
I don't do 'beach holidays'.
I don't do 'fashionable' or 'on trend'.
I don't do reality TV.
I don't do slebs.
I don't do 'playdates'.
Like rhondajean, I too don't do anything I don't want to.

kerala · 27/01/2012 18:40

I dont do blood. If anyone cuts themselves someone else has to deal even if the person with the cut is me.

Camping.

Working in an office.

tethersend · 27/01/2012 18:46

I don't do negatives.

tethersend · 27/01/2012 18:47

Shit.

Rachelwalsh · 27/01/2012 18:50

Hahaha inertia You don't do voodoo but you do do judo?

Classic Reeves and Mortimer!

QueenMaeve · 27/01/2012 18:58

I don't do ironing
I don't do bored
I don't do moaning
I don't do smoking
I don't do weekend early mornings
I don't do tracksuit bottoms
I don't do tabloids
I don't do bins
I don't do ordering oil
I don't do anything involving mechanics, plumbers, electricans
I don't do cheeky brats
I don't do aniseed or marzipan

Mandy2003 · 27/01/2012 19:38

I don't Twitter.
I don't use Facebook.
I don't do organised entertainment.
I don't do theme parks.

Ambrosius · 27/01/2012 19:38

I don't do karate. But I do do ca-razy!
Good ol James Brown.... :)

TiggyD · 27/01/2012 19:47

I don't give you up
I don't let you down
I don't run around and desert you
I don't make you cry
I don't say goodbye
I don't tell a lie and hurt you
And once a cock's been up me bum I don't let it in my mouth. ('Cos I'm classy.)

marriedinwhite · 27/01/2012 19:58

I don't do lying
I don't do sport
I don't do vulgar
I don't do bad language
I don't do facebook
I don't do feminism
I don't do street markets
I don't do nightclubbing
I don't do alternative
I don't do debt
I don't do decorating
I don't do jumble or car boots
I don't do cheap
I never have and never shall do drugs
I don't do sushi
I don't do thongs
I don't do cropped trousers
I don't do trainers
I don't do public transport
I don't do less than 3*
I don't camp

marriedinwhite · 27/01/2012 20:01

And I don't do rodents, gold, nail polish, piercings, tattoos, too thin, or left wing, bean eating, lentil knitting, scrimping, hand washing.

Mandy2003 · 27/01/2012 20:12

TiggyD - Rickrolled!!

LittlePandaBear · 27/01/2012 20:13

Diets
Prawns
Primark
Motorways
Eyeliner
Flowery tights that look like leg fungus
Neckercheifs
Faces on clothes

thatwasntverycleverwasit · 27/01/2012 20:20

tethersend - you made me laugh out loud - thank you!

I don't do:

Fashion
Snobbery
Bad grammar (Hmm)
Pretending

iluvchips · 27/01/2012 21:09

I don't iron, (hooray-I'm not the only one there then) and I don't get drunk,

hellokittyrules · 27/01/2012 21:12

i dont make tea - i only drink hot choc as a hot drink
i dont iron
i dont eat any veg except brocolli
i dont find it easy to get out of bed
i dont like argos
i dont wear makeup
i dont have a very big house

hellokittyrules · 27/01/2012 21:18

i also -

don't -

go out and socialise with friends in eve
eat very healthy
do much exercise
dont shop in lidl etc

RainboweBrite · 27/01/2012 21:29

I don't do meat, fish, cauliflower, white lettuce or sprouts.
I don't do amusement parks.
I don't do playing with kids any more.
I don't drive, cycle, swim, skip, run or gymnastics.
I also don't skate, play any organised sports or dance.
I don't play a musical instrument.
I don't knit, sew, crochet or any other needlework you may think of.
I don't play video games.
I don't clean ovens or de-frost freezers or change double duvets. I don't turn mattresses either.
I don't do fizzy soft drinks, lager or gin and tonic without ice and a slice.
I don't do early mornings ever, cos I also don't work.
I don't do heights.
I don't do Marmite or brown sauce.
I don't light fires, garden, DIY, put fairy lights or string up.
I don't shower, comb my hair, wear make -up, shave my armpits or use moisturiser every day.
I don't change into fresh clothes every day, apart from socks and underwear.
I don't wear heels more than a handful of times a year.
I don't do fake tan, false nails and eyelashes or hair extensions.. I also don't srraighteb my hair.
I don't cut my own or DS's nails ever. Seriously.
I don't blow up balloons. Actually, I don't do bloody balloons full stop.
I don't play pool or snooker.
I don't do sci-fi, or much proper science either..

Hmm... what the fuck do I actually do? I think RhondaJean has it right!

RainboweBrite · 27/01/2012 21:31

I also don't do gold.

bibbitybobbityhat · 27/01/2012 21:33

Ooh, marriedinwhite, I'd love to hear the things you do do.

not really