to tell you things I don't do?

[ShirleyO]

I don't do gymnastics or ballroom dancing and I also don't do offal.

I don't ski
I don't clean

bibbitybobbityhat

married you haven't lived!
I don't do:
Waxing
Hairdos
Blue drinks
Putting myself down to make friends

I don't do petty
I don't do small minded
I don't do inside the box
i don't do boring people
I don't do mindless rule following
And I DO NOT DO BANANAS!

I don't do dodo's

But I do do: diamonds, a good hairdresser, art galleries, good wine, superb food, wonderful holidays, lots of laughter, friends, cordon bleu cookery, a very happy marriage, a homely house, shoes, great legs, sexy - even post 50, singing, entertaining the odd household name, cats, love, good coffee ......

I don't do pampering, smoked salmon or writing ancient texts on grains of rice.

This is a don't do thread marriedinwhite - I'm afraid I am going to have to kill you now and then commit suicide.

I knew it would come to this eventually.

Right - brace yourself.

i definitely don't do ironing......

gardening
mooncup
liver
cheap sausages
enough paperwork for my childminding
fake nails, fake hair, fake eyelashes, fake boobs, fake tan, fake teeth
Olympics
football

I don't do getting up in the morning
don't do eyebrow waxing, plucking, threading etc
don't do fashion
don't do celery
don't do humous shite
don't do going out getting pissed (no friends!)
don't do calm (have temper)
don't do organised (I wish)
don't do twilight (what a load of shit)

I don't do fake tan
I don't do fake nails
I don't do high heels
I don't do patience
I don't do stairs
I don't do hugs or air kisses
And I don't do fake interest

Which probably explains my distinct lack of popularity where I live

I don't do lists of things I don't do.

I don't do DH often enough
I don't do country walks and fresh air
I don't do stately homes and museums
I don't say no to chocolate

I don't do high maintenance
I don't do diets
I don't do PC

Damn inchoccyheaven was just about to say I don't do DH enough.

I don't do making friends on holiday.
I don't do small talk
I don't do weightloss (unfortunately)
I don't do presents for teachers
I don't do newspapers

I don't do hen nights
I don't do baby showers

in fact I don't do anything that involves large groups of women bitching about whoever has just left the room to go to the loo.

Bins
Bills
Beans
Bumsex

Goodness me Alberto! You must be hanging with the wrong crew!

I don't do slagging off my own sex because I feel inadequate.

Dh says I do everything

That means I don't do modest

Shit. I knew my list was far from complete. Because I also don't do:

Eating in the street. Ever.
Marmite.
Fake nails.
Hen dos.
Spa Days.
Rollercoasters.
Networking "opportunities".
Ladies Days
Freemasonry, Rotarianshit
Holiday camps
Center Parcs
Skegness
Iceland buffet platters
All you can eat carveries
Green Opal Fruits
Pagan politics
Tory voting
Photography for nothing.

Sunbathing
Small talk
Glace Cherries
Dishonesty
Insincerity
Celebrity perfumes
Fried Breakfasts
Reality tv
Sudoku
Tights
Push-up bras and those fillet things
Tennis
Washing the car
Camping
Boden
Tracksuits
Sushi
Sprouts
Red meat

And

Gel candles
Coffee mornings
Cinnamon
Electric blankets
Bluetooth earpieces
Nasal sprays
Acrobats
The circus and performing animals
5hr+ road trips
Walking, talking arseholes

I don't do body lotion - i wish i did, have lots of it, but always forget