to tell you things I don't do?

[ShirleyO]

I don't do gymnastics or ballroom dancing and I also don't do offal.

I don't do feet
Snot
Brown Sauce
Twitter
ott sensitive female types
SIL
BIL
BIL's Wife
BIL's daughter ( guess that is niece in law- caw! )
My Father
Kidney - the smell boak!
I can't /won't and don't do tidy
ironing
calls for DH to his DD
playground chit chat

All this makes me seem irrational! I am actually a nice person

I don't iron
I don't do morning at the weekend fullstop, never mind early ones
I don't do crafty type things
I try not to do house work.

I don't do...
Skinny jeans
Going out clubbing
Reality TV
High heels
Hoovering (do you hear me DH, it's YOUR job!)
Disney
Ready meals
Salad cream (boak)

Bikini waxes or hair straightening. Cleaning the microwave or behind the fridge. Watching ITV or CH5. Reading Dostoyevsky or Dean Koontz.

Bleach

Air fresheners

Tumble dried clothes (unless desperate)

Have conversations via text message although will answer questions and make arrangements.

Dont empty bins
Dont have any chintzy shit kath kidson in my home
Dont have a dog bag radley bag
Dont have a gaudy trinket pandora charm braclet
Dont do reality TV
Dont do FB
Dont do twitter

oohh....or frogs

Don't do vomit (dh has to deal with that)

Bit iffy about worms, garden variety

dont do gardening or garden related jobs (watering etc)
not keen on vomit either tbh......

Kidneys are wee filters. Why would anyone eat a wee filter?

and LOL at "not keen on vomit"

I don't do:

Wasps
Air fresheners
Toddlers that can't yet talk (due to the inevitable tantrums that result )
Zumba
Dinner parties
Bumsex
Curtains

I don't do reality tv, soaps, clubbing/drinking/bars etc, cleaning, foundation, concealer, nappy changing at weekends,swimming, dancing carrots.

Ooer not sure what happened there... Sorry!

You don't do dancing carrots?

I don't do Facebook.
I don't do Twitter.
I don't do rain.
I don't do running.
I don't do baked beans.
I don't do laissez faire parenting.

I think I may have missed a word out! or

Becaroo. Were we separated at birth?

don't do:
dusting, ironing, high heals, waxing, hairdryers (unless someone else is using it), soaps, clebs saying they don't diet when they're a size 0, alcopops (anymore too old!).

with you word on baked beans!

Moths (or butterflies)
gardening
offal
knuckle-cracking (do that, or move out, your choice!)
heights
anything I am "told" to do
Christmas dinner (the cooking of, I'm totally down with the eating part!)

Zumba.

Ironing.

Mutton.

Window Cleaning.

The X Factor

Hairbands.

Ankle socks.

KFC.

"Furbabies"

Christianity.

All, imho, are downright wrong.

bunbaker hmmm...depends....do you also think jeremy clarkson is in fact the antichrist???

...I thought "zumba" was a desert til my dsis put me right....

I don't do

Ironing
Pets
Blue for a boy, pink for a girl
Disney Winnie the pooh
Salad cream
Long hair on me
Cheap meat
Porn
Noisy eaters

And loads of other stuff

Tiffany - why?
Pandora - why?
Salad cream - so wrong
cheap sausages
nasty bacon that has that white stuff coming out of it
rabbit hutch cleaning
50% polyester bedding
put new bin liners in bin (no explanation, just something I can't bring myself to do)
chocolates with strawberry fillings
definitely not dancing carrots
those characters bedding sets for kids