to tell you things I don't do?

[ShirleyO]

I don't do gymnastics or ballroom dancing and I also don't do offal.

Zumba
Jack Nicholson
Science Fiction

I don't do smoking anymore either. And I don't do outside unless you just mean from inside to car and back again.

I object do ironing. I also don't do pink. Or marmalade. Or (shudder) organised 'fun'.

I don't do

Any kind of sell you stuff parties (Jamie Oliver, candels etc)
Instant coffee
Mayonnaise
Thongs

Baking

Gym

Hairdos

Holidays with friends

Holidays with family (mil please note)

'to' ironing. Sorry.

Disney

Festivals

Girls nights in (aaaarrrrrgggghhhh)

Camping. I don't do camping.

I don't do bumsex or oral.
I don't do dusting or polishing.
I don't do ready meals.
I don't do make-up.
I don't do shoe collections.
I don't do hairdressers.
I don't do tracksuits or trainers.
I don't do weighing scales.
I don't do the cold.
I don't do brands.
I don't do giving a shit

Oh god! Yes! I don't do camping either. We evolved didn't we and learnt to build houses?

I also don't do waxing, thongs, bikinis, mini skirts, biker boots, driving, hiking, geo caching, Geordie shore, emmerdale, corrie, working full time, helping at school , fancy dress, not drinking in the week, touching raw meat, burgers

I don't iron
I don't bake
I don't wax
I don't eat lunch during the working week (except when I was pregnant)
I don't watch soaps
I don't open the bonnet of my car

Ironing
Emptying the compost bin
Renting "cottages" with friends

And I never do anything with the car, other than drive it and put petrol in.
Or any DIY.

Infact a little yellow light has appeared on dashboard - what is that? Oil? Will tell DH.

I wil not ever again holiday with family or friends , just my immediate family ie dh & kids
So mil don't even ask

I Sooooo wish I could say I don't do family

I don't do:

Summer

Socialising

Ironing

Smartphones

Gin and Tonic (or rather, the tonic part)

Fruit

After discovering what mooncups are I do NOT do them either!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black with colour
Sport
The cleaning
3 for 2 offers

I don't use a towel after having a bath

I don't do hen nights
In the interests of balance, I do do mooncups, but don't do tampons or sanitary towels.
I don't do brown sauce

I don't do Soap Operas.