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To round up rightwingers and shoot them?

566 replies

Hullygully · 23/01/2012 14:33

I am so bored and frustrated with politely pointing out why rightwingers are wrong about everything.

If I have to read one more thread about why someone with mental health issues shouldn't have had children, or why someone made homeless should have managed better, or why the benefits cap is a good thing because Fuck the Poor, I will get out my gun and raze the boards of MN.

STOP IGNORING THE FACTS YOU RIGHTWING IGNORAMUSES AND CLIMB DOWN OUT OF YOUR OWN NARROW ARSES TO THE WORLD THAT MOST PEOPLE STRUGGLE ALONG IN.

Oh, and you're all cunts BTW.

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aldiwhore · 23/01/2012 14:35

Claps hands. YANBU apart from rounding them up and shooting them, that's a bit ringwingy.

TheVermiciousKnid · 23/01/2012 14:36

YANBU.

Here, have some Wine. (Too much might not be good for your aim though. We don't want too many stray bullets.)

Hullygully · 23/01/2012 14:37

Ok. Put them all on a barren island with falling down houses, no food, no access to hospitals etc and leave them to it. Because we are all responsible for making our own way in the world.

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TheVermiciousKnid · 23/01/2012 14:37

Ah, you have a point, Aldiwhore. It does sound a bit ringwingy. How about covering them in green gloop?

Honeydragon · 23/01/2012 14:37

Can we do the Leftwingers too? They'll be insufferably smug other wise and that would just leave the normal people?

LadyBeagleEyes · 23/01/2012 14:38

Is that you Hully?
Where's the love baton?
though I agree with everything you've said,me being poor and that.

Shenanagins · 23/01/2012 14:38

Ah but if you shoot them all then the leftwingers will then be rightwingers and it will just keep going on till there is no one left! best to keep them for entertainment value.

Hullygully · 23/01/2012 14:39

Ok. On an island, covered in gree gloop and whacked senseless with the love baton.

Left wing men perhaps, they don't care about ladeez.

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ChickensGoMeh · 23/01/2012 14:41

WTF is ringwingy?

OldMumsy · 23/01/2012 14:41

But then you would lose all the taxpayers and there would be no more free stuff.

RatherBeOnThePiste · 23/01/2012 14:41

Please do Hully, and if the green gloop can smell like shit it would be even better Grin

TheVermiciousKnid · 23/01/2012 14:42

Could we please include a soft play thingy on the island to make it a slighly more hellish experience?

MoreBeta · 23/01/2012 14:42

Hully - you are never more than 6 posts from a Tory. We are everywhere!

Wink
Hullygully · 23/01/2012 14:42

There will be no PARD here.

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Agincourt · 23/01/2012 14:43
Hullygully · 23/01/2012 14:43
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aldiwhore · 23/01/2012 14:43

Rightwingy is the opposite of leftwingy. hth

TheVermiciousKnid · 23/01/2012 14:44

And ringwingy is very much like rightwingy. But worse.

ChickensGoMeh · 23/01/2012 14:44

Well, ok. But I definitely saw ringwingy.

OldMumsy · 23/01/2012 14:44

Haha, ow that hurt!!!

bemybebe · 23/01/2012 14:44

Hully, this is exactly what the "leftwingy" regimes have been doing very successfully for the most part of the 20th century. I am thinking of Soviet Russia, China, Cuba, Korea, Vietnam, the list goes on. Some of them are still around as intended, so you can research their expertise.

It is a comfy company for you... Wink

Hullygully · 23/01/2012 14:45
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PattiMayor · 23/01/2012 14:45

YANBU

I think soon many will have been hoisted by their own petard though. And I for one will be pointing and laughing at them.

Dotty342kids · 23/01/2012 14:45

Oh yes please! Can we also send them to an island with lovely old Boris Johnson, the delightful Eric Pickles and the fragrant Edwina Currie for company? That'll teach 'em {grin}

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