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To round up rightwingers and shoot them?

566 replies

Hullygully · 23/01/2012 14:33

I am so bored and frustrated with politely pointing out why rightwingers are wrong about everything.

If I have to read one more thread about why someone with mental health issues shouldn't have had children, or why someone made homeless should have managed better, or why the benefits cap is a good thing because Fuck the Poor, I will get out my gun and raze the boards of MN.

STOP IGNORING THE FACTS YOU RIGHTWING IGNORAMUSES AND CLIMB DOWN OUT OF YOUR OWN NARROW ARSES TO THE WORLD THAT MOST PEOPLE STRUGGLE ALONG IN.

Oh, and you're all cunts BTW.

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maypole1 · 23/01/2012 16:20

I wonder after the refomes have come in

How many
Lefties send their check in marked to support welfare dependants

The answer will be zero if their so keen to have these people supported with out ever tasking them to look for work whilest encourig them to have As many children they like with responcebilty for the actions then NO ONE IS STOPPING YOU SENDING IN MONEY EVERY WEEK to the DWP

Psammead · 23/01/2012 16:20

Rabbits are nutritionally void. If you eat only rabbits, you DIE. True fact.

BelleDameSansMerci · 23/01/2012 16:21

I think most of us are only a couple of payslips away from being in real difficulty (unless we're very lucky).

This is the thing that baffles me. It could be you or me or anyone we love who needs those benefits and what happens when they're not there?

Hullygully · 23/01/2012 16:21

yes maypole

have another tablet and a little lie down and you'll feel ever so much better!

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Peachy · 23/01/2012 16:21

Landlord's rules prohbit keeping of rabbits.

Can I shoot a few sparrows instead? We also have ravens; do they make a pie for an 'ungry 'umble person?

maypole1 · 23/01/2012 16:21

I wonder how much hully gully donation is going to be for

Fuck all I bet

fullofregrets · 23/01/2012 16:21

Interesting how the left wing government had more 'fat cats' who abused the expenses system than anyone else.
Is that who I should be voting for? Oh and left us with billions of pounds of debt.

Society will never be equal. It just doesn't work that way. People are motivated, at least in part, by money. So expecting people to do difficult jobs and get paid the same amount as someone will a less demanding job or indeed someone with no job is never going to work. What's to stop everyone then deciding not to work if working doesn't give them a better standard of living?
I would never advocate taking money from those who need it, of course those with higher incomes need to pay more to support services and people who genuinely need benefits. But I will say that I have met a lot of people through my job who abuse the benefits system and are quite happy to let others support them. And yes you can argue they need education and more life opportunites but having been in a position of trying to help people with these things and having it repeatedly thrown back in my face I will tell you that for some people it is a choice to let the taxpayer pick up the slack.
For instance my husband and I are trying to decide if we could afford a second child. Yet some people who are not in employment and indeed have never been in employment seem to think it is acceptable to have four, five, six children and I think that is selfish. Sorry if that makes me right wing.

Also shooting people because you disagree with them makes you facist.
But I guess I've already been shot.

Hullygully · 23/01/2012 16:21

America happens.

1 in 2 on food stamps. 1 in 2.

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Hullygully · 23/01/2012 16:22

yes, you have

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lifeisbetter · 23/01/2012 16:22

You don't have to be rich to be a Tory - or poor to be a left winger. Exactly what IS a left winger nowadays anyway and who have you been voting for at elections since the late 1990s?

KnottyLocks · 23/01/2012 16:23

Peachy, raven would make a very big pie. But you couldn't use the fur for clothes.

Could you disguise your rabbits as ravens?

Llanbobl · 23/01/2012 16:23

Revolutions are not started by men in shiny shoes do quoted the Graudian a few years ago - nor shall it be started by nice safe MN. Smile

Why is it acceptable for HullyGully to want to shoot the right wingers when Jeremy Ckarkson was flamed for suggesting public servants were shot? Double standards??

ShirleyForAllSeasons · 23/01/2012 16:23

Oh no Hully, I'm OK see cos I is a Hard Working Familieeeee. Although I am also a SINGLE PARENT!! ZOMG! FLEEEEEEEE! Run for your life I'm raising boys who will ROB YOU!!!

Oh and yeah maypole. Well done babez! ((hugs)) Which check (cheque) is it I'm meant to be sending in?

Love all the right wingers telling me to donate to charity - HA HA!

Statistically the poorer in this society doneate the most proportionally, so you'll be happy to hear that I already sponsor a child and donate to 2 other charities out of my wages - or maybe that money comes out of my WTC. ZOMG!!!

Peachy · 23/01/2012 16:24

Maypole do you believe every single claimant is breeding like that without ever working?

If so I suspect dh who WORKS low [aid would like a chat, as would the 1000 Bon Marche employees reputed to be out on their ear, or the 250 (approx) Peacocks workers in the next city to mine last week.

I wonder how many of them supported the bill until a week, two perhaps, ago?

I know my Aunt whose son and Dh works for Kodak is suddenly discovering a hitherto unknown leftie streak! Amazing how that happens when people enter real figures into benefits calculators....

kelly2000 · 23/01/2012 16:24

how do you know I earn more than you. It just seems people like Hully who have been boasting about how much tax they pay seem to be taking the moral highground, as it does not bother them if someone is on minimum wage as a cleaner gets less than they would if they were on benefits.
I also do not see anything vile about people getting the average wage for not working so why should I top it up. If you think it is vile then you are free to use your own money to top up the incomes of people who are getting £26K per year in benefits.

Psammead · 23/01/2012 16:25

Eat only rabbit and die

Peachy · 23/01/2012 16:26

Shirley if your boys are in need of some hoodeez am sure my own darling boys future crims can provide some off the back of a passing lorry?

RuleBritannia · 23/01/2012 16:26

I can't see why people are objecting to a cap of £26,000 for those claiming benefits. If that is the average wage, it means that there are plenty of people who earn less than that. If they can manage on less than the average, why can't those who are currently claiming more than £26,000?

There are plenty of things that are not necessary in today's world but are on 'must have' lists. For instance, wall mounted widescreen televisions. If you must have a television, have a smaller one. No one needs Cable television programmes so you could save subscriptions there.

Another thing that is not necessary but costing billions in benefits is breeding just to get accommodation and benefits and I'm not talking about people in work who might lose their jobs. I'm talking about those girls who should use contraception if they must go down the 'loose life' avenue or stay with their parents after they have given birth. The way they live is their parents' responsibility - not ours.

There's nothing wrong with second hand clothes, second hand books and toys, second hand bicycles, fruit and vegetables from market stalls or the reduced price shelf in a supermarket. There's nothing wrong with cooking meals from scratch and never buying ready meals or takeaways. This is the way I live and I can still afford a holiday abroad each year.

BelleDameSansMerci · 23/01/2012 16:26

In my 20s I went a bit right wing... I was living in Chelsea, having a great time and was pretty selfish actually. I still couldn't bring myself to actually vote Conservative.

Now, I'm an old lady in my 40s and I have seen a lot more. I am back to my original lefty ways and now do vote rather than abstaining/abdicating responsibility. I think it's pretty obvious how I'd vote.

Although, my mother taught me that it's rude to ask anyone how they vote or how much they earn so I shan't actually say.

MrPants · 23/01/2012 16:27

Hully is trying to make a socialist, left wing workers paradise.

May I suggest you call it the 'Democratic People's Republic of Oxymoronia'

On second thoughts, pass me the gun, i'll kill myself for you and save you a job!!!

KnottyLocks · 23/01/2012 16:27
Peachy · 23/01/2012 16:27

Kelly I use my own time to help the many people denied DLA claim that

Time is money

Ergo the 0 Maypole suggest try and pay back is in fact

bollocks

Except I fear maypole will not like my form of payback; tyhankfully due to the God of Citalopram, I ceased giving a shite about the opinions of bigots a while agO!

lifeisbetter · 23/01/2012 16:28

Oh and agree with fullofregrets. I've been part of a socialist society oversees and even there heirachys (spelling?) emerged. Being a 'tory' is responding to a natural instinct to want to get ahead. It's progressive. But don't shoot me because I also believe in significantly reducing the gap between have's and have nots and giving fair chance to all.

Whatmeworry · 23/01/2012 16:28

I did think all the Bishops arguing that people getting the equivalent of the national average wage would be left in poverty was a bit rich though.

(Can we shoot bishops btw?)

ShirleyForAllSeasons · 23/01/2012 16:29

Course you earn more than me kelly, don't try that utter bollocks on me.

For the third time: I earn less than the cap - I think that this legislation will force more children into real poverty - and that is unacceptable to me.

THe rent in my area is extortionate, I work full time - why the FUCK are you telling me to donate to charity? I can't afford to thanks, and I'm starting to think you are being deliberatly obtuse.

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