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220 replies

Hullygully · 22/12/2011 19:31

Let us attempt a thread that isn't deleted.

Just for a lark.

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ShirleyKnotChristmas · 22/12/2011 20:17

Broom - I can over you a small MBE (generally lollipop ladies)

It's the best I can do...

Gapants · 22/12/2011 20:17

addition cheers, bottoms up!

We used to dare each other to drink swamp which was beer and baileys...bleeuuurgh

ObviouslyLovesTinsel · 22/12/2011 20:17

How do you pronounce Curaçao?

madangelhairday · 22/12/2011 20:18

I have morphine IV. That beats your Night Nurse, I feel. However, I don't have any alcohol to hand, so can't play. Humphh.

ObviouslyLovesTinsel · 22/12/2011 20:18

Ooh my phone thinks that curaçao needs a thingy under the c

Gapants · 22/12/2011 20:18

must stop using bold.

I actually have an OBE. (crosses fingers behind back)

Cankulzof · 22/12/2011 20:19

nononononononono madangel. That is badness.

stick to Tia Maria and Lucozade and you'll be fine

ShirleyKnotChristmas · 22/12/2011 20:19

ARGH! Bella!!!!

Everytime you drink Baileys you'll think of me being Russell Brand. (It's like "It's a Wonderful Life" Bailey's, drug addicts, Men dressed as women...oh wait)

Pantofino · 22/12/2011 20:20

I like a hot choc with baileys in. Or to cut to the chase, with brandy in...reminds me of skiing when I was thin and fit!

AdditionMultiplication · 22/12/2011 20:20

obviously my phone once thought I was French for.about two weeks and kept auto correcting what I wrote.

Thanks gapants :)

Cankulzof · 22/12/2011 20:21

Any warm boozydrink is fine with me. Saké should be on tap in all pubs.

ObviouslyLovesTinsel · 22/12/2011 20:21

Winter Pimms anyone?

Pantofino · 22/12/2011 20:22

Ski for 2 hours, sunbathe up top of mountain for 2 hours, drink and eat various substances foreign in nature for 8 hours. Sleep. I like a skiing holiday me Grin

BellaVita · 22/12/2011 20:28

Yep Shirley Grin

I like warm boozy drinks too Cank.

Gapants · 22/12/2011 20:29

what is a winter pimms??

madangelhairday · 22/12/2011 20:30

Hmm. Tia Maria and Lucozade?

ObviouslyLovesTinsel · 22/12/2011 20:33

Gapants it's winter Pimms (number 3 cup I think) and I then make it up with hot apple juice, some oranges and apple slices. Yum.
Although this year I've been more partial to M&S mulled wine which is delicious.

Gapants · 22/12/2011 20:36

mmmm, lovely!

ShirleyKnotChristmas · 22/12/2011 20:38

Sake < can't do the posh accent thing is the weirdest drink EVEAH.

I went out with the shitsponge one night and we went to a Japanese restaurant - ordered a carafe of sake. I felt sober as a judge but I leterally could bnot speak

(those typos were intentional.

Did I mention that today was my last day at work and I'm drinking a rather lovely bottle glass of red?

TuftyFinch · 22/12/2011 20:39

Cakes are all called cakes. Apart from Chelsea buns. Obviously.

Pointedlittledonkeyears has the right idea with Bison vodka. Works summer and winter.

ObviouslyLovesTinsel · 22/12/2011 20:41

Shirley Sloe Vodka has that exact same effect on me! I was completely sober in my head - but nothing came out right! It was great Xmas Grin

Gapants · 22/12/2011 20:46

I have just sent Dh to the shop for a delish bottle of Rioja. It is my fave, that and some mixed salty nuts.

JingleBelleDameSansMerci · 22/12/2011 20:47
BlatherskitesInFairyLights · 22/12/2011 21:02

Apparently Red Wine and Absinthe makes a nice drink.

I've had Guinness and Coke, it's OK.

Lynchburg Lemonade is my favourite at the moment - JD, Triple Sec and Lemonade - Mmmmm

BellaVita · 22/12/2011 21:09

For ever Shirley or just for the hols?

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