SAY NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING

[Hullygully]

Let us attempt a thread that isn't deleted.

Just for a lark.

Ignore them. People always give me the side-eye when I suggest a snowball at christmas, and by about 7pm I'm making it by the jug for all. It's the big sacrifice to pregnancy I'm making this year

Your a regular mother Theresa, crazynanna

port and night nurse?!

Port and lemon is LEMONADE????? I thought it was a slice of lemon?

What's advocaat?

Is it time for an intervention?

GaPants - well your DH is just being silly. I had a tot of bailey's before bed and DS2 (11) asked for a taste. I let him have a sip and he was HORRIFIED!

"VILE VILE VILE! he screamed as he ran from the room.

Yeah. TAKE THAT GAPANTS STUPID DH. TAKE THAT right in the EYE.

Port and lemon ? Dont need it. Being hit on the head by an anvil has exactly the same effect on me.

I would like a bear.

they breed, those threads

Those links dont work on the app

Yes Olivia.

Or Gin and Sudafed. Or Vodka and Benelyn. Or a nice little Rum and Covonia!

Come on - it's christmas!

(Waits for thread deletion based on VERY BAD ADVICE)

What links? clickables? Another Royalty fred is all it was, nothing exciting broom

Snowballs it is and if they laugh, all the more for me.

You know what's delicious? Baileys and milk. MM.

gwan Fell doooooo itttttt

Benelyn is no good anymore. It has something missing from it. Perhaps you are right and vodka will fix it.

Do you really sit on MN drinking wine, well alcohol at the same time?

I feel a bit of a saddo doing that, but Ive never been one for drinking at home. Might have to give it a go at some point.

If its a link to another mn thread they don't work. Only links to external websites work, tis very silly. I shall go a' huntin'.

Who did Shiney piss off then? When I looked in on that thread it was all harmless, and the other one about royalty was a laugh lat time I looked - what went wrong?

Good LORD we're a bunch of drink pervs and no mistake.

I watched that Royle Family xmas special from last year last night. They poured Cheryl a PINT of Baileys and I laughed because every year I go to my neighbours to do the present exchange and THEY DO THE EXACT SAME THING...all the while I'm going "when, when, WHEN!!!"

Sooooo - day before yesterday it was RebeccaMumsnet, then HelenMumsnet yesterday and OliviaMumsnet today...

"Oh for god's sake, the feckers are arguing again. It's your bloody turn to sort them out."

"No it sodding well isn't. I had to delete all their threads yesterday and they got all arsey. I'm staying put and having another Baileys."

"Well, I'm not doing it. You delete one tiny thread and it's like you took away their Johnny Depp posters or something. Flouncing and swearing all over the place. Sheesh. Pass the jammy dodgers."

notvery - yeah, you might feel like a saddo the first time...

but then you'd LOVE it...

Would you like a sweetie little girl? Have a nip of this...first one's free.

Nightnurse is what you need, after a few stiff drinks of, well anything really. Nightnurse was invented by angels. Who love me and want me to be happy.

shirley that makes me feel better.

baileys and milk...just have a white russian and be done with it!

What happened?

I only went and did RL for 20 mins and all my "Threads I'm On" have vanished.

Why did the Royalty one die?