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Let us attempt a thread that isn't deleted.

Just for a lark.

"DeePanCrisPandEeeven Thu 22-Dec-11 22:01:42

I was taking you on face value. Seriously. I am very easy to tease!"

Excellent news!

Thumbs up from me moomin.

Thank you Devil, I thought it was either that or Cure - a - sow.

A few things to mention

1. Tis Christmas Law to have Babycham in one of those stupid shaped glasses that hold next to no Babycham at all.

1. We had a power cut earlier this evening and I had to blindly open the wine

1. I officially apply for the title Lady Shakey of Shakedom

1. I sliced the underside of my arm today, removing wallpaper and it hurts like a bastard.

I love them glasses Shakey

Bugger. Guess that's a "no" to Lady Shakey of Shakedom then?

I'm a bit tiddly.

I had medication for a few weeks - don't ask.

I want elves to be real.

Sorry folks.

Yuze are all lightweights...

I have Tramadol and Ginger tea, with codeine chasers.

I've been fecking advised not to drink until they get my latest blood test results back AFTER CHRISTMAS! Fucking stupid parathyroid glands...why couldn't they wait until after NYE to fuck up.

Finnt you should say that very ive just found some tramadol and solpadol up the cupboard, I thought I was out.

Funny, no idea what finnt is

I'll trade one of me trammies for a quick slug of gin...

impressed by Sal's ability to type "superiorly" whilst slightly pissed.

tis very precious you know (but not great with a tramadol/codeine cocktail Id have thought)

I got slagged off once for suggesting, when someone had had their bath actually stolen, that they might inform the Police. Apparently not everyone lives in the arse end of Hexham 'posh land' like I do.

Ah, happy memories, eh?

Oh dear Lord.

I am trying- for the first time ever and based (I believe) on some sage advice from someone somewhere- Bailey's and milk, this to be chased down with night-time Cov-O-O-O-O-O-Onia (lacking, as I do, Night Nurse).

It is vile. Viler then vile. Viler than a Snowball, which is quite vile .

But I am persevering with it as I had no sleep last night and I Must Have Sleep, as tomorrow night bringeth a Big Party and I want to look dewy and young and sprightly etc.

I have half a bottle of sloe gin in the pantry

The real pisser for me isn't having a booze lite free xmas, it's being told to cut down massively on my caffeine intake. I mainline tea continuously FFS, I can't survive on four paltry cups per day.

Aaahhhh...voddy 'n' vallies

line someone had their bath nicked, was it in their house at the time.

I once lived on an estate where people took their sofas outside in the summer

thread still here

bliddy well done everyone

goodshow

top hole

No, Moomin, it was on their drive waiting to be installed or environmentally regifted or something, and certain people we must not mention with a penchant for scrap metal allegedly took it away.

So I said, Why don't you tell the Police?

And another poster said, We don't all live in la-la land where the Police actually respond to reports of crime, you know.

Bathgate. Scared me, I can tell you.