SAY NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING

[Hullygully]

Let us attempt a thread that isn't deleted.

Just for a lark.

One nip and before you know it you are blind drunk and mixing Andrews salts with buckfast. Resist!

I had Benylin last night with wine and it was marvellous. Twas the mucus relief stuff V strong, works though.

White Russian takes too many ingredients and effort. Baileys and milk is quick simple and sends you off to dreamland.

hoisted by their own petard is the phrase that springs to mind about MN royalty threads

I loved it reality. And I love you too.

I do not understand Gapants

Was beyoodiful, now we'll never know who is Liz Windsor....

I think I have managed to catch up. Baileys is horrid.

I know none of you know me, but I am intrigued. If someone could see thief eat to pm me what has gone on I would be ever so grateful. I day the beginning of the threads but then had to take the ungratefuls to the park so missed it all again.

I think a bit of Christmas madness took over.

It was very bizarre, accusations, denials, something about eBay.

I liked the Royalty one.

Katie said I could be the Archbishop.

I want Baileys. Or wine. Or even Port and Lemon.

May attach some to my IV for a laugh, like

Theif eat??? See their way to...

Ooh Im scared to drink at the same time as posting might consider it next week sometime (got no alcohol in ATM - will a can of cherry coke do as I have just opened one) as I have no other social life.

You all want port and lemonade now. Fact.

addition, maryz did a splendid breakdown up thread. Go forth and read up, chuck.

Baileys is horrid. FACT.

My cat once got drunk on advocaat.

What is alcohol and night nurse like? What happens? Don't you just fall asleep?

If someone would like to PM me also, read start of the thread, had to go out to exercise all the mince pies off and puff it was gone.

Am v nosey i will admit.

So anyway, did anyone work out who the person/s replying to every AIBU were? Because I tried to look at them all and got bored after three. It was exhausting.

Except you prolly can't tell me can you, cos then we'll be deleted and the point of this thread is to not be.

Can I become I member of mn royalty? Sort of like those people who buy patches of land in Scotland to become a laird of lady?

Lady Broom of mumsnet.

Alcohol and codeine is pretty interesting

Ooh im Lardy geraldine of Christendom then broom. I hope you are curtsying :)

What did your cat do while drunk candy? Sing loudly and cause a ruckus?