SAY NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING

[Hullygully]

Let us attempt a thread that isn't deleted.

Just for a lark.

When walking on slippery icy/snowy surfaces, it's best to walk with your weight slightly over your knees - no-one falls forward on ice (bit like skiing) but always backward and land on bottoms/back. [that was a public information broadcast]

When slippery icy/snowy surfaces occur, it's best to stay indoors.

If you can't get any grit for your slippery/icy surfaces, dishwasher salt works almost as well

ha! evening Belle! in awe of your wisdom.

Never mistake crampons for tampons.

Canada is the country with the longest coast line in the world. [sounds like code]

I'm on my homemade toffee vOsaka
It was taking a week to filter so I'm having it with lumpy bits of toffee too

*vodka

Is this random fact thread?

Reticulated pythons are the longest snakes, but Anacondas are the heaviest.

Yesterday was the Winter Solstice. The days get longer again from now on...

Until Midsummer of course :)

Hoorah, I've found a random fact generator - here's a depressing one:

The chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning.

A group of crows is called a Murder

Most ginger tom cats are impotent.

The collective noun for nightingales is a charm.

Sorry I was

a) Talking xmas pressies with DS2 who HAS NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT HE'S GETTING and said that he KNOWS because he's been in my bedroom and seen the presents...little does he know the present is inside MY BRAIN.

b) Chatting to my friend about the collection of the hamster what I am babysitting for xmas

c) Drinking a bit more wine

d) arguing about royalty

Red Wine plus absinthe = certain lottery win?

My ginger cat had to be "done" sooner than I'd hoped as he kept trying to shag his sister...

My ginger kitten had teeny tiny testicles (TTT?) and the vet had to "fish them out" He is noooooo stud. Bless.

Good evening, DeePan...

Ah, I've killed the thread...

Oh good it's time to open the wine

oooh noo Belle. I know you're name, and it's provenance! I sort of elevated it for the purpose of chivalry, but without making it clear ( or asking your permission, even!). I am sorry.

Ah, and I was teasing (as you must know).

And, ahem, if you want to, erm, meet for coffee or something you could, you know, ask...

My port/lemonade/night nurse Christmas challenge is going swimmingly by the way. Just popped back to update.

It's pronounced 'coorasow' Tinsel I knew that degree would come in handy one day.

Ah [thud]
I was taking you on face value. Seriously. I am very easy to tease![dim emocion]

but yes a coffee or some such with you would be v. fine.

My nn is in the car, is it worth getting it out then Geraldine