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Let us attempt a thread that isn't deleted.

Just for a lark.

That doesn't surprise me, we had a car battery on the front drive and they asked if they could take it, dp said no but 10 mins later it was gone.

My sister had the whole neighbourhood round asking if they could take stuff out her skip when she was redoing the house, she only needed to skips in the end as so much was taken out, saved her a fortune

I've given so many old bikes to the scary 'any old iioiron' man with a sound track on his van at top volume I wouldn't blame him for taking our good bikes

Yes well we mustn't stereotype or this thread'll be doing the Dance of the Disappeared as well.

My dh mixed red wine with Childrens Benylin Cough & Cold and knocked himself out. I couldn't move him. In the end I dragged a mattress to the sofa and pushed him off on to the mattress, but misjudged the angles somewhat, and hit his head on the floor and his body on the sofa. Ensuring he was definitely unconscious.

We DO have a van who plays 'any old iron' and he takes anything really
I don't know where he comes from
Sounded Gloucester to me
I'm a bit snobby as I'm from Cheltenham you see

honey your nicer than me, I might have covered him with a quilt but that's about all

We have a man with a bell ringing assistant.

ours leaves a card. We are v. posh.

Mine plays a tape that's mostly just noise
I think it says any old iiiiiiiiirooooooooon

Yay! A thread where it's not all angsty. Hurrah

I have been doing the Christmas survey but I fret that I do not have a Tarquin and DS who has a much duller name cannot play the lute... although he does a mean tuneless bashing of his toddler xylophone.

I'm not nice it was a small sofa he was hanging of both ends.

One minute he was sat up then he justt went

"eururuble snurrle blerp"

and passed out cold.

It's great that you think I'm nice for knocking out my already unconscious dh though

Im sure You just wanted him to be comfy

Unless the mattress was miles away and you realy just wanted to flip him onto the floor

I did warn him not to take children's medicine for a cold.

Moomin on retrospect I shouldn't have moved the mattress so close, that was the problem

Whoops , does he remember

No, he put the sore head down to wine and benylin ]

The children want to know why I'm snorting with laughter.

Thanks Honeydragon

AHah....would anyone care to share in hot choc mulled wine.....

400gm golden sugar
200gm cocoa powder
2 cinnamosticks
5 star anise
500gm dark chocclate
2 satsumas halved
rosemary
red wine
500ml water

mix sugar cocoa and spices with water add satsumas.
simmer
add chocolate (cutted up )off heat. infuse 10 mins
add wine, warm gently.
You can add only half bottle of wine for thicker shot or ( radical this) less water.

Sounds like a plan to me. You can all add medications of your own choice. I might go for a cheeky shot of NN in mine.

They don't sell Baileys over here. Bastards. Or gammon. Fucking bastards.

Am going to have to make that homemade Baileys recipe tomorrow

I think curacao is pronounced KOOR A SOW. Sow like the female pig.

I could be wrong though.