AIBU to ask you all to tell me whats the worst/funniest/most awful thing you have done whilst drunk?

[deburca]

Sorry but I need cheering up today and another post has some wonderful stories on this topic so I thought I would just ask everyone!

x

deb

Me and a friend went home with two men we'd met in a club. They went out to buy beer from the offie and we decided that they were a bit creepy and we didn't want to stick around. But before leaving we rearranged all the furniture in their living room.

I also swam in Camden Canal once right off the Hawley lock (grimest part) then stayed out for another few hours in pubs and club...smelling like a swamp

Just seen how old this thread is! Haha cheered me up though!

Mine's actually not so bad since no bodily fluids have ever been involved when I've been drinking.

However, I once took a shortcut home through a building site - I was very Goth at the time. I fell down a hole, and couldn't get out in my drunken state, so I just fell asleep down there. Woke up next morning to a bunch of builders peering down at me laughing at their funny jokes about how Morticia had forgotten her coffin.

Made it home, all covered in mud, and my housemates were like, 'what happened to you?'

'Got drunk, fell down a hole.' And they all simply nodded knowingly and went back to watching Saturday Superstore.