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Thread for fighting

132 replies

bupcakesandcunting · 05/06/2011 20:23

I think there are lots of MNers after a good ruckus this weekend.

I'll take you on. All of you. You bunch of pasty-faced, shit-eating barstards.

Come and get some.

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Chulita · 05/06/2011 20:27

I think I'm more of a shit-faced, pasty-eating biatch tbh

Msfish · 05/06/2011 20:27

But Bupcakesandcunting, it's Sunday night - all the best fights are on a Saturday morning in time to ruin the weekend...

PinkSchmoo · 05/06/2011 20:27

Im feeling the love.
Think I'll try another thread but have fun!

bupcakesandcunting · 05/06/2011 20:28

Oh don't tell me I have missed the fight boat :(

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Nullius · 05/06/2011 20:32

I think you should start a fight on the fuckwitts still moaning about cat shit, still whining about their precious pansies and still asking for advice after 645,000 threads giving a million options and ideas.

And most of all, fuckwitts who advise hurting animals. Angry

AchtungBaby · 05/06/2011 20:32

Chulita! I think that your banana pancakes are lovely.

Oh, this is a thread for fighting.

In which case, Chulita, I think that your banana pancakes are rubbish. They're so...banana-y.

bupcakesandcunting · 05/06/2011 20:34

CUNTSTICKS

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Msfish · 05/06/2011 20:35

Stickycunts....on a Sunday!!!!!!

MrsSchadenfreude · 05/06/2011 20:35

Banana-y?

I'll 'ave yer for that, Chulita.

(Am I doing it right?) Grin

JeremyKylesPetProject · 05/06/2011 20:36

Mother-bitches. snarls

youarekidding · 05/06/2011 20:38

Ah bupcakes is after a fight? I just PMSL at the OP.

I'm sssoooooooo getting this wrong Blush

Will 'fucking nest of vipers do?'

katvond · 05/06/2011 20:38

Cunty smelly sticks you all :)

Come and get me if your hard enough

ZXEightyMum · 05/06/2011 20:38

Fuck off and PM me Bupcakes you utter cunt.

And stick a packet of Biscuit these up your Friday-night topic too!

BornInAfrica · 05/06/2011 20:41

I have to say OP that you really are the most unspeakable twat whose every thread is nothing but ineffable ullage.

Suck some of that and see!

bupcakesandcunting · 05/06/2011 20:42

What friday night topic?

Erm, you fusty fannied auld knacker.

OP posts:
bupcakesandcunting · 05/06/2011 20:43

Sorry I can't Africa, I'm busy sucking off your DH.

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ZXEightyMum · 05/06/2011 20:45

It isn't YOUR Friday Night Topic you self-centred shwanker.

Grin at the fanjo insult

madonnawhore · 05/06/2011 20:46

Feeling a bit stabby, bupcakes?

bupcakesandcunting · 05/06/2011 20:47

Suck on mah BAWS.

Please.

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BornInAfrica · 05/06/2011 20:48

bupcakesandcunting Sun 05-Jun-11 20:43:22

Sorry I can't Africa, I'm busy sucking off your DH.

Seriously LMFAO

If only you knew how very very happy it would make me if you did!

SugarPasteFrog · 05/06/2011 20:48

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youngwomanwholivesinashoe · 05/06/2011 20:49

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Takeresponsibility · 05/06/2011 20:50

I'm raiding Bupcakes house while she's round as Africa's - Hmm fruitshoots, MaccieD wrappers (empty), White Lightening bottles (empty), fruitbowl (empty), cat poo all over the place, MIL babysitting, well thumbed copied of Hello magazine not too bad so far..................OMG.........................repeat subscription to NetMums, unspeakable behaviour.

bupcakesandcunting · 05/06/2011 20:51

cunty mcfuckfaces, arf1

I understand why it would make you happy africa. It is not a task that one would choose to undertake if there were no recompense, let's put it that way. Wink

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Hullygully · 05/06/2011 20:52