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Thread for fighting

132 replies

bupcakesandcunting · 05/06/2011 20:23

I think there are lots of MNers after a good ruckus this weekend.

I'll take you on. All of you. You bunch of pasty-faced, shit-eating barstards.

Come and get some.

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glitterkitty · 05/06/2011 21:55

Shut it catweazle. Beautiful.

OldMacEIEIO · 05/06/2011 21:57

well, now that I've battered youse all, single-handed, i have to go to bed.

doo bee doo be do

JoniRules · 05/06/2011 21:58

bupcakesandcunting yawn, boring another 'controversial' thread

Chulita · 05/06/2011 21:58

scottishmummy if you don't like it you can fuck off

scottishmummy · 05/06/2011 22:00

not til the not like ole days crew arrive
or counselling is suggested

bupcakesandcunting · 05/06/2011 22:00

Joni, please close your legs. You're making the thread smell like the fish counter in Morrisons on a hot day when the air con has broken down.

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nenevomito · 05/06/2011 22:00

I'm not jealous since I found this picture of you together

AnnieLobeseder · 05/06/2011 22:01

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh, fuck off you bunch of working-class, vodka and Fruit-Shoot drinking, child neglecting, Labour-voting, ff-ing, WOHM, waterfall cardigan-wearing, trolling, dog-loving, bf-ing, sausage-roll eating, viper-nesting, middle-class, P&C space-parking, BLWing, Tory-voting, disabled loo-using, SAHM, grape-stealing, Boden-wearing, Lob-Dem voting, Crocs-wearing utter, utter, utter BITCHES!!

glitterkitty · 05/06/2011 22:01

Joni, shut your mouth before I shut it for you.

AIBU?

glitterkitty · 05/06/2011 22:03

I want a vipers nest. Can you get in PetsRUs?

bupcakesandcunting · 05/06/2011 22:03

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh, fuck off you bunch of working-class, vodka and Fruit-Shoot drinking, child neglecting, Labour-voting, ff-ing, WOHM, waterfall cardigan-wearing, trolling, dog-loving, bf-ing, sausage-roll eating, viper-nesting, middle-class, P&C space-parking, BLWing, Tory-voting, disabled loo-using, SAHM, grape-stealing, Boden-wearing, Lob-Dem voting, Crocs-wearing utter, utter, utter BITCHES!!"

I do NOT wear waterfall cardis. I fucking resent that, actually.

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BeerTricksPotter · 05/06/2011 22:05

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worraliberty · 05/06/2011 22:05

I haven't read the thread or even the OP

But I still think you should leave the bastard and move on with your life.

Grin
glitterkitty · 05/06/2011 22:06

Would you slip it over your your muffintop? I see your latest tat- did you really call your latest DS Loreal?

bupcakesandcunting · 05/06/2011 22:06

Well, well, well BeerTricks owns a waterfall cardi.

What's that you say? Chinese people come from China? Bleedin' obvious?

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Happyhippychick · 05/06/2011 22:07

Won't somebody think of the children

methodsandmaterials · 05/06/2011 22:10

A normal thread. Oh Thank fuck.

bbird1 · 05/06/2011 22:11

is this fight still going on bupcakesandcunting you fucking dim-witted spunk receptacle?

BeerTricksPotter · 05/06/2011 22:14

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bupcakesandcunting · 05/06/2011 22:16

Yeah, it's still going on bigbird. You want a bit?

Sorry I lost my teeth last night when your DH tried to ram his member into my mouth without asking me to open first. NO MANNERS, that one.

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BeerTricksPotter · 05/06/2011 22:17

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nenevomito · 05/06/2011 22:17

I can't take it no more u horrible bullys fuckin wiv me and doin me head in.

Why can't u b nice n give sum hugs n all?

Bunch of fetid ***

...shit. I think I'm possessed.

bupcakesandcunting · 05/06/2011 22:19

Shut your hole and know your role, BeerTricks.

Shouldn't you be on peruna.com, looking for more waterfall cardies to add to your Marjorie Dawes wardrobe? Grin

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bbird1 · 05/06/2011 22:19

bupcake - there is rumour on this site that your fanny is like a welly top. Can you confirm or deny this?

WineComesInAtTheMouth · 05/06/2011 22:19

You win. The hoiking of your bosoms floored me. That's fecking hardcore. I had to run and hide for a bit. Your nips poked my eye out ye doss bitch.