"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh, fuck off you bunch of working-class, vodka and Fruit-Shoot drinking, child neglecting, Labour-voting, ff-ing, WOHM, waterfall cardigan-wearing, trolling, dog-loving, bf-ing, sausage-roll eating, viper-nesting, middle-class, P&C space-parking, BLWing, Tory-voting, disabled loo-using, SAHM, grape-stealing, Boden-wearing, Lob-Dem voting, Crocs-wearing utter, utter, utter BITCHES!!"
I do NOT wear waterfall cardis. I fucking resent that, actually.