Thread for fighting

[bupcakesandcunting]

I think there are lots of MNers after a good ruckus this weekend.

I'll take you on. All of you. You bunch of pasty-faced, shit-eating barstards.

Come and get some.

Cups, this thread isnt funny you socialist, fat wobbly arsed fuckwit

suck on that

What flavour cheesecake?

Bups not cups, fuckface.

Fighting words OldMacEIEIO you clodhopper of a farmer, who does seriously indelicate things with sheep

cock flavour. probably.

new york deli
and cuppa tea and bundle of work to do whulst mn and golloping tea
but sure i can squeeze bit of aggro in too

"cock flavour"

put your tin hat on and put your gumshield in, if you can find one big enough for that gob

cock flavour,mmm salty baws my fave

Hell yeah!

Listen up you motherfucking, dry fanny sucking, cock knobbing twatbadgers.

Come on! Throw a punch!

Screw the world and every stupid hun in it.

Go and fuck yourself, if you can find something big enough to fill that gaping chasm you call your vagina.

Oh looky here, a bespoke dildo just for you.

Enjoy!

and a side order of ah telt ye so
served with im never wrong so suck it up ya munter

floats like a butterfly, and stings like a bee

As if you ever floated anywhere
'rolls up sleeves and ties on the gloves, ready for taking them off later'

Yeah, well this is for you and it wouldn't hit the sides

Why is your DH licking my dildo? Didn't he get enough of my lurrrve juices when he was round last night?

I think the phrase you're looking for babyheave is a hotdog thrown down a corridor

Like opening the window and fucking the night.

Is how Babyheave's DH describes sex with her.

Yeah he said he'd gone caving yesterday. I thought the smell was stagnant water.

damn xposts!!!

this isnt working we are kind of agreeing
prefer the hissy missy types on aibu who namecall anyone who doesn't agree as mean,viper or bitch.what they really mean is agree with them in a gushy manner and dont dare disagree

safe in knowledge they can sit tight for 2 things

1. some ole gimmer to chuff on mn not like ole days.when it was much more clever and funny and you knew everyone name
2. someone will suggest counselling

shut it catweazel

Next time he comes to my house, can you not send him reeking of a Grimsby trawler? 'Tis most off-putting, hun. xxx

eee he smelled like a kippers fanny