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Thread for fighting

132 replies

bupcakesandcunting · 05/06/2011 20:23

I think there are lots of MNers after a good ruckus this weekend.

I'll take you on. All of you. You bunch of pasty-faced, shit-eating barstards.

Come and get some.

OP posts:
BornInAfrica · 05/06/2011 20:53

Grin - love this thread!

WineComesInAtTheMouth · 05/06/2011 20:56

Come on then bupcakes, fight you for the God that is Gahan. But then again you know he'll prefer my fanjo to your raddled awd flaps.

ZXEightyMum · 05/06/2011 20:56

Well I'd certainly think less of the OP if the White Lightning bottles were full.

Repeat sub to Netmums however... oh how could you?

Go silently, and with whatever shreds of dignity you can muster, go now Sad

Chulita · 05/06/2011 20:59

How would you know about my banana pancakes? I'd never have someone like you in me house

bupcakesandcunting · 05/06/2011 21:02

Shock wineComes Grin

If I smear my fanny in skag, he will come a-running to moi, bitch. You knows it.

BTW, the Nethuns subscription was a trolling account. You hear me? A TROLLING ACCOUNT.

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Chulita · 05/06/2011 21:03

youarekidding 'nest of vipers' is that the best you can do?
not sure I can be bothered with all you gusset-licking nose-pickers

Chulita · 05/06/2011 21:07

what'll it take to rile ya?

ShirleyKnot · 05/06/2011 21:09

You motherfucker.

youarekidding · 05/06/2011 21:09

Well apparently I can't be as mean as you load of fucking cock sucking cunts round 'ere.

Timeforabiscuit · 05/06/2011 21:15

gives youarekidding a swift kick in the kidneys and runs off laughing

bupcakesandcunting · 05/06/2011 21:16

You can rile me by not moving your Bernard Manningesque face out of mine, pronto.

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Chulita · 05/06/2011 21:19
WineComesInAtTheMouth · 05/06/2011 21:20

bupcakes

Not if I smear mine first. Mine is prettier. Robson said so.

bupcakesandcunting · 05/06/2011 21:25

Yeah well, listen up to this you fucking....fucking....SHITCLOCK...bitch

BAH

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ledkr · 05/06/2011 21:30

Can i have go? Oi fuckers i hate all your stupid pretentious baby names,so fucking there.

glitterkitty · 05/06/2011 21:31

OoooOOOOoooo

fightfightfight!

bupcakesandcunting · 05/06/2011 21:32

Piss up a rope, fuckstick.

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glitterkitty · 05/06/2011 21:32

Fucksticks!

I'm voting cunt.

Tambern · 05/06/2011 21:32

wanders in I'll take you all on waves fists it's been a shit week and this could be excellent catharsis

outnumbered2to1 · 05/06/2011 21:32

right ya buncha manky twatted fuckwits! Come ahead if yeez think yer hard enough.... All comers all sizes and all knocked into the middle of next week......... WHO'S FIRST ?????

Grin
WineComesInAtTheMouth · 05/06/2011 21:34

Pish.

Aaaww buppy. I didn't know you cared.

scottishmummy · 05/06/2011 21:34

trying too hard
stick to breast feeding and sahm

maybe ask why people have kids when they eave them in nursery all day with ficko nursery nurses

or share a precious moment of finger painting and skipping through a meadow. as you momentarily felt sad thinking some poor weans are not breastfed,nor do they spend all day at home velcroed to mummy

or that the big haired batterer cannae keep a man

glitterkitty · 05/06/2011 21:36

www.funnyordie.com/videos/cd5361b8d7/final-stretched

To you all

bupcakesandcunting · 05/06/2011 21:36

Oh scottishmummy. Someone took our names in vain last night and said that we were socially inept and lived in the internets.

You're sailing for a paling, Wine.

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scottishmummy · 05/06/2011 21:38

hehe,ive got tea and cheesecake
livin the fuckin dream i am

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