Thread for fighting

[bupcakesandcunting]

I think there are lots of MNers after a good ruckus this weekend.

I'll take you on. All of you. You bunch of pasty-faced, shit-eating barstards.

Come and get some.

Confirm. It's like the Wooky Hole down there. There's another search party due down there soon, trying to find your husband (not sure if I'm insulting you or me there )

ROFLZ at doss bitch

Well I almost got into a real fight on Friday night ya bunch of pansies.

As a result of which I'll take the twatting lot of you on.

Pick your weapon.

Go on, Croc me to death, I dare ya.

I will not croc you to death. I will bring out....

THE CHICKEN BRICK.

i wouldn't be taking crocs to an Ugg fight, spiders.

fucking cross-post.

Eggy - your stoopid Uggs wouldn't stand a chance against these Crocs!

Arf at 'Cups'

I have thoroughly enjoyed this thread and I feel strangely satiated by it. I can't join in though - I don't know how to fight. I am lacking the fighting gene. But you lot carry on, it's marvellous. I'll hold your kebab.

I quite like those Croc Boots

truly, those are the crocs of doom.

i was expecting them to be pre-bloodied with the bodily wastings of your enemies.

hides sawn-off beneath atrfall cardi

atrfall = waterfall.

Come over to the Crocs side, bups - you know you want to! Just browse around the website a little.... just a tiny bit....

Tut tut!!!

Overgrown babies!!!

[I'll get my coat pyjamas] G'nite.

Pah! Go wrap yourself up in your waterfall cardi, my shoes are machine-washable!

If you trod in a dog shit whilst wearing crocs, the shit would seep through the crocs onto your feet, then your foot would slide around in a warm, dogshitty shoe but no worry, at least the shoe is wipeable.

Derrrrrr

I'll take your chicken brick Bups & raise you this.

I will Boden Moccasin the living shit out of the lot of you.

None of my Crocs have holes in. I kick dog-shit under bushes with them regularly. If I had any now, I would kick that dog shit right at you. But then, you probably like that kind of thing......

Who did you nearly have a fight with spiders and why? (how exciting - a real live fighty person )

"I will Boden Moccasin the living shit out of the lot of you."

Quote of the week.

I smear dog shit into my tits. Your husband pays me good money to. Whatever steams your pudding, eh?

I will stop now with the "me and your husband jokes" I promise.

my bare feet are a deadly weapon

(DH: 'they only smell strong')

Ahh Fellatio

Dh & I were having a very rare night out, (Hay gets very exciting at this time of year & the locals smell blood), DH & I were sitting on a wall in the garden of a bar, having a lovely chat when some knobber asks what we think of his outfit, & do we think he looks like John Paul Gaulteir?

Dear reader, he did not, he looked like an arse, diplomaticaly ventured JPG may not have accesoriesed stripy top & cut-off jeans with Havianas.

& that was it, JPG goes medieval, DH lauging his head of saying'WTF are you going to do?? Kick me to death with your flip flops??', JPS's friends holding him back, the denouement of which was his GF coming up to DH & uttering the immortal words 'take your fucking crackhead girlfriend & her fucking crackhead teeth & fuck off before I kill the pair of you'.

Laugh??

I nearly shat myself.

& then went & hid behind the bouncer sreaming 'don't touch the face'.

So watch it, I've got form.

*screaming