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bupcakesandcunting · 05/06/2011 20:23

I think there are lots of MNers after a good ruckus this weekend.

I'll take you on. All of you. You bunch of pasty-faced, shit-eating barstards.

Come and get some.

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spiderslegs · 06/06/2011 00:32

I'd just like to say I am not the local in question - I've only lived here for five years, not five-hundred.....

FellatioNelson · 06/06/2011 07:35

Ooh that sounds like fun Spidey. I'm glad you shat yourself and hid behind the bouncer (that it always the right thing to do) I was worried for a moment you might have been the aggressor and then I wouldn't be able to like you any more. I'm frightened of fighting.

You've got be admit though, she did a good line in insults, that girl.

'Take your fucking crakchead girlfriend and her fucking crackhead teeth (Confused) and fuck off before I kill the pair of you' is definitely worth putting on the spreadsheet for future use.

FellatioNelson · 06/06/2011 07:40

When you said you'd nearly had a fight I looked at your profile expecting to find this so imagine my consternation when I saw the Downton Abbey drive for carriages. My world turned on its axis for a moment. Grin

Chulita · 06/06/2011 08:05

FellatioNelson watcha doin' postin links to my profile page?

ProjectGainsborough · 06/06/2011 08:20

spiders ? good story.

Sorry. Carry on fighting, you er, turd cretins.

OldMacEIEIO · 06/06/2011 08:36

ok, the fights over. We have a winner-

ME . now get ti fuck the lot of youse

bupcakesandcunting · 06/06/2011 09:07

Spider's story is brilliant! Kick me to death with your flip flops! Ha ha ha ha!

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