to be gagging for a no-strings-attached one night stand?

[Celibacyisnotforme]

Excuse the pun...

Name changed for obvious reasons... and it's not even Friday but here goes!

It's been three months since soon-to-be-XH was unceremoniously kicked out and our decree nisi has just been approved. This sounds like a short time to be moving on BUT the last time we were intimate was before DD was born - two and a half years ago!! I cannot tell you how lonely and miserable it was to be locked in a marriage with no love or sex... no friendship either - only violence, but that's another story that I've posted about on here before.

So I've been unintentionally celibate for a looooooong time and now that I'm finally free all I want is some SEX! It has been too long since I felt the warmth of another body and I am completely smitten with the idea of some affection. I do NOT want to get into a relationship of any sort - I am so happy being an independant woman, with just DD and myself to think about - none of that Wifework for me! All I want is dinner for two, loads of wine, candles and a good hard pounding from a throbbing member... is that too much to ask?


Any ideas on how to go about getting this will be greatly appreciated...

[note to self - must stop reading Mills & Boon]

[Rosemallow]

Can't believe you posted their faces!
was expecting a black line over their eyes at the very least!
Are you going to go on a 'date' with each of them to see if you like them before you decide to, ahem, hook up with them?

[Celibacyisnotforme]

Slightlyunbalanced.... XH is on there... yeurgh!!
And a fat pack of lies he's telling too... saying he has no children... what a great father he is turning out to be!

[sailorsgal]

If you are arranging to meet guys in hotels have you thought they may not be single. Their girlfriends/wives may even be on here. What a way to find out.

[Straight2Extremes]

you showed their faces

[Celibacyisnotforme]

It's OK everyone - the pics have gone... (haven't they? paranoid emoticon!)
So hopefully hardly anyone saw them and we can all breathe again...

Sorry for all the upset - it wasn't my intention at all.

[Celibacyisnotforme]

But I don't know how to NOT show their faces!! I C&P the pics from their profiles! How do I cover them up? I have no idea that that is even an option!

[Rosemallow]

Ah x post.
Think you did the right thing deleting them.
It's easy to get carried away with the excitement especially if you were in a crap relationship before.

It IS still exciting, though!
Sensible head on: I think you should go on a date and see where it ends up rather than just meet up for a shag IYSWIM?
Of course I could be barking up completely the wrong tree here! :)

[Celibacyisnotforme]

Anyway, its bedtime for me... night night ladies, I'll keep you posted if anything interesting happens tomorrow! (although my heart isn't really in it now... )

[Rosemallow]

It's ok! I know you didn't mean to cause any upset - we're all as bad as we were living vicariously through you encouraging you! I doubt many people saw them :)

[chubbly]

Whoa there... Before everyone gets too excited. Celebacy has corrected the error she made. Let it go.
I am excited for you, have a great time tomorrow and tell us all the juicy bits when you get back! 

[FreudianSlipper]

enjoy yourself and let yourself go. if you get there and change your mind you can always get in the car/taxi/train and come home

enjoy :)

[ednurse]

Please come and update us! Have a great evening!!

[northernrock]

Damn! I missed the pictures!

[SarahStratton]

My cousin's XH is on there too. He always seemed so straightlaced and dull.

[Blondeshavemorefun]

damn i missed the pics - but hope you have fun and remember use wellies :)

[Blondeshavemorefun]

damn i missed the pics - but hope you have fun and remember use wellies :)

[Blondeshavemorefun]

whoops a double post

[northernrock]

Wellies? Kinky.

[Blondeshavemorefun]

condoms - hubby always called them wellies

[Celibacyisnotforme]

UPDATE - 28-yr-old tattooed muscleman and i are now meeting for a drink on Saturday... 8pm... babysitter booked...

HOLY CRAP I'm terrified!! But also incredibly excited! The thought of spending time with that gorgeous hunk is too good to be true...

[SarahStratton]

[Jackin]

Keep us informed!

[Celibacyisnotforme]

Hmm... what to wear... I've asked him to wear a button-down shirt and jeans - he has asked me to wear a dress so I thought something like this?

Dress - cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250794416458&ssPageName=STRK:MEWNX:IT#ht_500wt_1156

Shoes - www.dorothyperkins.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=&catalogId=33053&storeId=12552&productId=2215683&langId=-1&sort_field=Relevance&categoryId=208738&parent_categoryId=208609&pageSize=200


I have the dress already, shoes can be ordered tonight... or should I go less classy? I don't want the babysitter to think I'm hooking for extra cash...

[SarahStratton]

I thought you were shagging going out tonight? Or are you interviewing first

[Celibacyisnotforme]

Should I post this in Style & Beauty?

"What do I wear to a night of toe-curlingly fantastic FB sex?"