Excuse the pun... 
Name changed for obvious reasons... and it's not even Friday but here goes!
It's been three months since soon-to-be-XH was unceremoniously kicked out and our decree nisi has just been approved. This sounds like a short time to be moving on BUT the last time we were intimate was before DD was born - two and a half years ago!! I cannot tell you how lonely and miserable it was to be locked in a marriage with no love or sex... no friendship either - only violence, but that's another story that I've posted about on here before.
So I've been unintentionally celibate for a looooooong time and now that I'm finally free all I want is some SEX! It has been too long since I felt the warmth of another body and I am completely smitten with the idea of some affection. I do NOT want to get into a relationship of any sort - I am so happy being an independant woman, with just DD and myself to think about - none of that Wifework for me! All I want is dinner for two, loads of wine, candles and a good hard pounding from a throbbing member... is that too much to ask?
Any ideas on how to go about getting this will be greatly appreciated...
[note to self - must stop reading Mills & Boon]
AIBU?
to be gagging for a no-strings-attached one night stand?
Celibacyisnotforme · 15/05/2011 20:37
Some fun facts for those who are considering AFF - while we're waiting for the really juicy bits after Saturday's meetup -
In the three days since I registered I've had...
451 views of my profile
31 flirts
34 men have hotlisted me
32 emails
6 webchats
Apparently there are TEN guys to every woman on AFF - no wonder they're all so keen! Some of them have been really not very nice - cock photos anyone? - but some have been just lovely... well worth a look if anyone's lurking.
I must also say that I'm no Angelina Jolie - size 14, loads of wobbly bits, great big breastfeeding boobs - but the guys are loving it! It's been such a confidence booster... even if I never met anyone it would be worth it for me, just for the way it's made me feel about myself. I feel sexy for the first time in years... and I love it.
[sales pitch over - seriously though, it's been worth the £20 signup fee!]
I will keep y'all posted... want to see the lacy number I bought for under my dress? tee hee....
I hope so...
I must say the little doubts are starting to set in - what if he doesn't show, what if he takes one look at me and leaves, what if he is not what he says he is... aaargh. I never used to be this nervous - but it's been such a long time that I feel so apprehensive!
Juts had another peek at his profile - nah, I'll still meet him!
Thanks ladies... I can't believe I have to wait until Saturday either... the suspense is killing me!!
my Ann Summers delivery has just arrived... this is getting awfully real now...
On the plus side, it does look pretty fab on! Hides most of the wobbly bits... Yay!
((((wonders how much extra advertising traffic AFF has got as a result of this thread)))))) 
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What's the Dan Snow thread? sounds interesting... :)
Geordie - you reckon I should get in touch with AFF and ask for commission??
Condoms and lube bought... stockings ordered... wine in fridge... two days to go...
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