Excuse the pun... 
Name changed for obvious reasons... and it's not even Friday but here goes!
It's been three months since soon-to-be-XH was unceremoniously kicked out and our decree nisi has just been approved. This sounds like a short time to be moving on BUT the last time we were intimate was before DD was born - two and a half years ago!! I cannot tell you how lonely and miserable it was to be locked in a marriage with no love or sex... no friendship either - only violence, but that's another story that I've posted about on here before.
So I've been unintentionally celibate for a looooooong time and now that I'm finally free all I want is some SEX! It has been too long since I felt the warmth of another body and I am completely smitten with the idea of some affection. I do NOT want to get into a relationship of any sort - I am so happy being an independant woman, with just DD and myself to think about - none of that Wifework for me! All I want is dinner for two, loads of wine, candles and a good hard pounding from a throbbing member... is that too much to ask?
Any ideas on how to go about getting this will be greatly appreciated...
[note to self - must stop reading Mills & Boon]
AIBU?
to be gagging for a no-strings-attached one night stand?
Celibacyisnotforme · 15/05/2011 20:37
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It's amazing how many friends I have who regularly receive pictures of men's cocks.
It sort of reminds me of my four year old getting his out and standing there with a really pleased-with-himself look on his face. "Look at this!"
Vaguely amusing in a four year old, but revolting in a grown man.
Or am I just becoming a disapproving spinster?
Pickyourbrain - "I think there are some points in your life where you don't have the energy to give to a relationship, but that doesnt mean you don't want the physical elements."
This is exactly it! After all the crap I've had to put up with, all the violence, abuse, dirty pants lying all over the house, stealing my money, isolating me from all my friends, alienating my family, taking his rage at me out on my 2yo DD... PLUS rejecting his own wife sexually for two and a half years - I'm exhausted! I just can't deal with men and their giant toddler neediness right now - all I need is to rekindle the physical side of me, which XH tried so hard to kill, and in the future we can see about steady relationships and love... but for now, I need to love ME first. And the Rabbit just ain't cuttin the mustard... 
As for Weds, I am getting more excited by the minute... Yes, it's true that it may not be him in the pic, Yes its true that he emailed me a pic of his cock, YES its true that he's a regular on these sex sites - BUT he's a young, hot, firm, warm body that likes the look of me and wants to do things to me that I can't even fantastise about...
I fact, last night we had a very detailed and steamy conversation about what would occur in a foursome with Angelina Jolie and Robert Pattinson... how's THAT for hot??
PS do you think it would be naughty of me to post a pic or two on my profile? It won't let me link to the pages 'cos they're members only, but I'd love to hear what you all think... There are three contenders at the mo and they're all pretty stunning!
Celibacy Try to have a web chat with him then all worries of it's not him in the pic (btw this is rare) will be gone. Most people even men don't put up pictures of someone else what would be the point. Some people do put up much younger photos of themselves but this guy is already young putting up a photo of himself even younger would be counter productive.
It would be very naughty of you to post the pics on here but seeing as you are planning on being naughty anyway a little bit more won't hurt!
Am glued to this thread now - you must let us know how it goes oh and if one of them turns out to be a Thai boxer with the most gorgeous bum . . . ! I'll say no more
I can't believe that you're thinking of posting pics - I mean c'mon?! That's just wrong, and naughty and.....err wrong and...... um
oh go on then
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Its all a bit of a giggle really but I don't mean to offend... 
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