Congealed gussets?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

It's only polite.

You take off your pants.

You fold them up.

Even screw them up if you're a wee bit lazy.

But concealment is key.

My 5yo knows this simple life skill.

Nobody wants to see what's ranking in your pants.

Not even the washer.

Nor a visiting guest who happens to walk past your washing dump basket.

[sonicboak]

Well according to the nurse who did my smear on Wednesday "women would kill to have my muscle control" , (not being smug in the slightest) but I had two c sections. I would have given my right eye to have normal births. My gussets are not bleached. Do you think this could be the reason why?

There has been a break through, just found my mahoosive black pants in bottom of wardrobe, i wore them when i was pregnant .And i can state, hand on heart,swear on my eyesight, there is not one bleachy ,rusty, flame, caustic fanjo juice mark!

And i never stopped pissing myself when i was pregnant. So im not buying the pissing theory. Now somebody clever explain what our fanjos' do when we are pregnant, that they don't do when we're not?.

:o mum

I'm not buying the pissing theory either.

As I go deeper into the peri-menopause and closer to menopause, my fanjo juice is decreasing and my [ahem] leakage is increasing - but my staining propensity is declining.

Pretty, I am 46 and of the per age. Still no bleaching.

...which just goes to show, some of us are bleachers and some of us aren't!

For those of us that are, we know that the "bleach mark" is a very specific shape within the gusset which is much smaller than the wet bit you get if you have a pelvic floor leakage

bella, what's the per age?

When you shop at a certain section of S&M?

How did you guess Chaos [wunk]

Right, no one seems to be offering to do the test.

Do I need to take the hit and do the pants dip test for the sake of MN?

Go for it Valpollicella, we would all like to know.

I am still convinced that actual goo is more responsible than wee but am not willing to ermm wank produce enough goo to try the alternative to your suggestion.

Bleaching - it was proven on the last thread that it is not caused by urine.

Trampolines are not my friends........I am heading into Tena and black pant territory.

LOL at this thread!

Val, you can be chief tester myfriend.

«wonders about the state of Valp's gussets»

Chaos so glad you ressurected this gussety thread. Its absolutely hilarious :o

Is the bleaching to do with the acidity of the region? and the quality of the black dye in the gussets?

I am so dense but do you bleach the gussets to get the stains out?

Saskia x

I can't believe I missed this thread first time round. genious.
my laundry basket had a lid, problem solved

Definitely conceal! Also a former bleacher, but no longer. It used to happen when I was in my 20s but hasn't happened for aaaages. (I don't hold with the leaky wee theory.)

Oh bugger, I've posted on an ancient thread again!

Um, how does one bleach one's gusset?

Sassy, nup. You (or some people) have a natural bleaching ingridient

Thanks for resurrecting this zomb thread Chaos o_0

My gussets are all fine btw