Congealed gussets?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

It's only polite.

You take off your pants.

You fold them up.

Even screw them up if you're a wee bit lazy.

But concealment is key.

My 5yo knows this simple life skill.

Nobody wants to see what's ranking in your pants.

Not even the washer.

Nor a visiting guest who happens to walk past your washing dump basket.

[sonicboak]

[wunk]

I really am getting concerned for your loyalty to The Cause nickely.

All these hugs and hunnies are making me wonder if you're frequenting the Hunside.

The [wunk]ing is a minor reassurance.

I really think you need to sprinkle some xunts and twats around. Liberally.

Fuck.

cunts

I'm seeing the seating round US sports fields in a new light - are they called bleachers due to the fanjo actions of cheerleaders?

I really do think it's strange that this still hasn't made "discussions of the day"...

I know. It's almost like MNHQ don't want people thinking its members spend more time discussing the bleaching power of their vaginal secretions than they ever do discussing actual parenting.

Bloody unreasonable of HQ, if you ask me.

But they encouraged let us discuss glittery lady gardens.

Imagine this thread getting quoted in the Daily Mail health supplement, "Newly identified condition, "Acid Fanny" affected 99% of mumsnetters, and also the Queen, as revealed by palace house-keeping staff..."

[groin]

Was that a typo, or did you mean to say groin!?

PMSL at [groin]

Perhaps if we type [groin] that should result in a bleached gusset emoticon - streaked red of course.

Just marking for reading later..

Ha! Another bleacher here - very relieved to hear I'm not the only one - but now I want a pair of green pants so I can dye them purple.

Can we do a rainbow experiment? We've agreed that black go reddy/pink, green apparently goes purple, purple goes yellowy pink, pink goes lighter pink. I don't have yellow, blue or orange knickers (and own NO panties, thank you very much!), but I feel that we should organise an experiment. :o

I can explain the bleaching with PROPER science from a proper but pissed scientist

Urine contains Ammonia salts (urea and "stuff").
Ammonia is a weak bleach.

So it is not fanjo juice causing it...it is pee...and post birth it will be weak pelvic floors in most cases

And it goes rusty pinky orange cos it is weak compared to domestos...given enough time (or enough pissing) it would go white.

Sorry if that takes the fun away

No, haunted, that was absolutely fascinating.

Oh great so the bleachers infact do not have normal acid fanny, but are infact pissing themselves?!

They've just found the strength to come out of the closet and you are just continuing the stigma

lol (I would have written pmsl, but that is clearly obvious to all and sundry!! :o)

that would explain why this has developed for me since 3rd baby (who weighed over 12lbs so I feel justified in pissing myself or having over-zealous fanjo juice having poor pelvic floors!)

hahahaha excellent.

Look back on the thread and see all us incontinent mumsnetters

I was just about to come out as a fellow bleacher - even a corroder with a powerful acidic take on the world, and it turns out I'm just incontinent!

Oh well, back to shame corner again.

I have to say this is the best thread in ages...will request it is moved to classics...

the thread where it became known that loads of us are pissing ourselves daily? Thanks

Well you chose to air your dirty laundry in public ...

Haunted - You actually raised this subject with someone in real life?! Did you start with the disclaimer, "MY FRIEND has this problem where her fango bleaches her pants..."

Or did you just in fact come out of fanny bleachers closet?