Congealed gussets?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

It's only polite.

You take off your pants.

You fold them up.

Even screw them up if you're a wee bit lazy.

But concealment is key.

My 5yo knows this simple life skill.

Nobody wants to see what's ranking in your pants.

Not even the washer.

Nor a visiting guest who happens to walk past your washing dump basket.



[sonicboak]

[Valpolliandtheivy]

Sassy, nup. You (or some people) have a natural bleaching ingridient

Thanks for resurrecting this zomb thread Chaos o_0

My gussets are all fine btw

[Arthurfowlersallotment]

Um, how does one bleach one's gusset?

[TiredofZombies]

Oh bugger, I've posted on an ancient thread again!

[TiredofZombies]

Definitely conceal! Also a former bleacher, but no longer. It used to happen when I was in my 20s but hasn't happened for aaaages. (I don't hold with the leaky wee theory.)

[MousyMouse]

I can't believe I missed this thread first time round. genious.
my laundry basket had a lid, problem solved

[SassySask]

I am so dense but do you bleach the gussets to get the stains out?

Saskia x

[StNiChaolas]

[halfacup]

Is the bleaching to do with the acidity of the region? and the quality of the black dye in the gussets?

[Whitecat]

Chaos so glad you ressurected this gussety thread. Its absolutely hilarious :o

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

«wonders about the state of Valp's gussets»

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Val, you can be chief tester myfriend.

[LordofthePies]

Trampolines are not my friends........I am heading into Tena and black pant territory.

LOL at this thread!

[ChippingIn]

Bleaching - it was proven on the last thread that it is not caused by urine.

[floweryblue]

Go for it Valpollicella, we would all like to know.

I am still convinced that actual goo is more responsible than wee but am not willing to ermm wank produce enough goo to try the alternative to your suggestion.

[Valpollicella]

Right, no one seems to be offering to do the test.

Do I need to take the hit and do the pants dip test for the sake of MN?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

[bellavita]

How did you guess Chaos [wunk]

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

bella, what's the per age?

When you shop at a certain section of S&M?

[prettybird]

...which just goes to show, some of us are bleachers and some of us aren't!

For those of us that are, we know that the "bleach mark" is a very specific shape within the gusset which is much smaller than the wet bit you get if you have a pelvic floor leakage

[bellavita]

Pretty, I am 46 and of the per age. Still no bleaching.

[prettybird]

I'm not buying the pissing theory either.

As I go deeper into the peri-menopause and closer to menopause, my fanjo juice is decreasing and my [ahem] leakage is increasing - but my staining propensity is declining.

[HubbaHubbaBubba]

:o mum

[mummissinghermind]

There has been a break through, just found my mahoosive black pants in bottom of wardrobe, i wore them when i was pregnant .And i can state, hand on heart,swear on my eyesight, there is not one bleachy ,rusty, flame, caustic fanjo juice mark!

And i never stopped pissing myself when i was pregnant. So im not buying the pissing theory. Now somebody clever explain what our fanjos' do when we are pregnant, that they don't do when we're not?.

[bellavita]

Well according to the nurse who did my smear on Wednesday "women would kill to have my muscle control" , (not being smug in the slightest) but I had two c sections. I would have given my right eye to have normal births. My gussets are not bleached. Do you think this could be the reason why?

[Rubyl1978]

Cant stop laughing at this thread as I am a bleacher and now dont feel so alone..we should start up a wee help group ;p; xxx