Congealed gussets?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

It's only polite.

You take off your pants.

You fold them up.

Even screw them up if you're a wee bit lazy.

But concealment is key.

My 5yo knows this simple life skill.

Nobody wants to see what's ranking in your pants.

Not even the washer.

Nor a visiting guest who happens to walk past your washing dump basket.

[sonicboak]

I think MNHQ are just ignoring this thread and quietly hoping it will go away - it doesn't quite reinforce the yummy mummy image they are trying to portray for their average users...

The odd thing is though, im sure a few posters up thread said their younger daughters and teenagers were bleachers? They havent had DC's so whats going on there

No never raised in real life...

I have not admitted to bleached knickers, even on this thread....I am saying nothing.

Nullius I imagine with younger girls, it won't be a matter of incontinence as such (such a lovely word ), but more like not getting to the loo in time I would imagine?

Or not wiping properly...

I started bleaching as a teenager and I was very careful about wiping! I've actually found it's better now than it was then.

"Well you chose to air your dirty laundry in public"

It's not dirty, it's clean - bleached clean in fact.

eeeewwww to those possible answers.

Well I for one vote we stay with the original acid fanjo juice theory, because -

1. It is kinder to the Bleacher population

2. Its waaaay more funny

Whoa, hold it there, i am a bleacher,out and proud,not a pisser.

I'm open to any sensible explanation, however, I am as yet sans sprog and you could bounce your small change off my pelvic floor.

There's also the question of the 'placement' of the aforementioned bleaching.

I am also not surprised, yet quietly disappointed that this thread hasn't made the round up.

Christ in a sidecar, I'm glad I namechanged! I'm pretty sure I bleached before the kid though, so not totally convinced I'm constantly pissing myself.

I have some pale green knickers somewhere, will have to remember to look what colour they've become now.

Virgo i think you need to cif right off with your taut plevic floor.

Grr..

'Even screw them up if you're a wee bit lazy'

I have never folded my pants, clean or no. Is that weird?!

Fold them if they're clean, scrunch up if they're dirty. If you fold dirty pants the may accidentally end up in the clean pile, and you get a nasty surprise when you go to put them on in the morning...

Not bragging, Chaos, just adding to the scientific discussion.

Liar, liar your pants are all bleached.

And if they started off black, the gusset may look like it's on fire...

Now, now. What's the for?

Further up there ^^, someone was generalising wildy and saying that this issue is caused by knackered pelvic floors, therefore I was pointing out that this is an issue that seems to affect a range of women, and not all their bodies will be in the same condition, just trying to be humourous.

Sorry if it came across that I was uncommonly proud of my urine holding ability.

A major cause is due to contact between urine and underwears.

Now if you have a weak pelvic floor you should do some more kegels

If you are blatently pissing yourself maybe you should invest in a shee wee thingumy

But I did, quite blatently, add a disclaimer stating that there may be other causes.

I used to have congealed panties a lot occassionally when I was younger but since I got a coil there is a lot less general goo.

My black pants get yellow bleaching but I have no idea how long it takes to happen.

I hide my pants in my shoes at swimming/beach etc.

excellent flowery, welcome to the fold.

And that was meant to be a Virgo.

not jealous at all, oh no not one teeny wee bit

[wank] just to ring the changes and get into the spirit of congealment

I think we need some kind of experiment to determine if weak pelvic floor are the cause of russet gussets.

Anyone willing to piss in a sterile pot and hang a pair of black pants in for a day to see what happens?

Go on, someone take up the challenge. A la,

That would be aitch (i think)
Emphasis on 'I think'

Cant stop laughing at this thread as I am a bleacher and now dont feel so alone..we should start up a wee help group ;p; xxx