Congealed gussets?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

It's only polite.

You take off your pants.

You fold them up.

Even screw them up if you're a wee bit lazy.

But concealment is key.

My 5yo knows this simple life skill.

Nobody wants to see what's ranking in your pants.

Not even the washer.

Nor a visiting guest who happens to walk past your washing dump basket.

[sonicboak]

Oh arses.

Alopogies.

Lauriefairycake - I was rather impressed that you have only yelled once at your dd, then I realised you have probably utterly freaked her out by only ever being angry enough to yell at her when you had to touch her pants.

Dont blame you though DD's pants or not, they still contain a gusset.

How many arses? are they congealed into one big single arse?

ha ha ha true, and hilarious title typo!!

Good point, why are you boaking at your DDs pants Laurie?

I have bleached gussets too.

But they are always congealed concealed.

I read an article in the BMJ recently that stated the greater the propensity to bleach one's gusset was directly determined by the level of one's intelligence. So gussetbleachers can rest assured that they are also smort cookies.

[real fact]

WHat causes the bleachiness though Chaos? Is it pH levels?

How acidic would your fanjo have to be to bleach fgs?

Nope, IQ levels I beleive Chats, I shall try to link to authoritative article.

How the tippetyflip did a gekko lay eggs in there kreech?

And did they hatch?

Untrigued is not the word.

No,no I only yelled because I'd told her 3 times to take her pants out of her leggings and she hadn't.

There's a separate pile for crusty/period pants.

Ah feck.

Intrigued is not the word.

well after dc2 my pelvic floor was in bits so my hospital showed me new more intense excercises which i have done 3 times a day for five years (25 each time).i can sneeze,cough,laugh and run without so much as a dribble.

i had one vb and 3 cs.

wonders would this be a suitable dinner party conversation

Laurie - is said separate pile 40 or 60 degrees? or for the bin?

If I can bleach gussetts with my vulva, would it work if I sat naked on stains, do you think?

smort cookie

PMSL

I am a bleacher and so always ensure gussets are concealed, even on the washing line I peg my knickers facing away from eyesight

congealed gussets

PMOL - Oh my giddy aunt!

Thank you so much for that one

Although next time try not to post so close to lunch.

*PMSL even.

Oh dear.

Untrigued is my new favourite word.

Me too 5GoMad! Always conceal. In washing basket, on washing line on bedroom floor.....always conceal!!

Alistair - I'd never even thought of that! What a good idea!!

Eg: I'm totally untrigued by the Diana conspiracy theories.

ha ha damnyouautocorrect.com/ Chaos !!!

Coldplay doing a concept album based on Gwynnies philosophies...how utterly untriguing!